Speechstration

When you open your mouth you tend to ruin any chance of reproduction with the opposite sex. Speech castration.

Zach decided to lay some game at the bar last night and instant speechstration kicked in to ruin his chances with all the hot chicks that caught his eye.

by Scotteabag August 10, 2009

shwee shwaa

the act of having sex in a public place in your employer or parents car

Person A-I havent seen Jak and Josh in awhile,have you?
Person B-No,but I think they're having some shwee shwaa in the driveway

by evNz-She-dur February 19, 2011

Shweebies

Sweaty testicles

Man, I worked out hard today I'm all sweaty, and I totally have shweebies.

by Princess5178 March 13, 2014

speech police

Speech Police are do-gooder individuals or government officials who correct or silence others when they speak their minds when using banned or disparaging words.

The speech police are actively correcting anyone who say it's a chinese virus.

by 2B+ March 21, 2020

speebel

A group of people moving very fast.

My friends are speebel, they love to sprint everywhere

by Pog frog November 2, 2020

Speech Impedophile

A person with a speech impediment who likes kids

Guy 1: Hey did you see that person that died recently?
Guy 2: Yeah he had a speech impediment but was also a pedophile!
Guy 1: A Speech Impedophile!
Guy 2: Lol

by StudMastaFlex34 March 25, 2022

Shweepoi

Shweepoi is a noun, commonly used to describe an extremely cute animal (typically being a dog). A example of a “Shweepoi” is a golden retriever whereas an example of an animal which can never be a “shweepoi” is a chihuahua or a Chinese Crested dog.

That is such a cute little Shweepoi! Who’s my little Shweepoi, hey Shweepoi”

by Whosmylittleshweepoi July 3, 2023