The act of putting an end to a post or topic on any social networking site or forum by randomly posting irrelevant topics in hopes of forcing anyone to leave that post. Must be done in rapid succession in order to work properly. Often referred to Spam, but much, much worse.
Person #1: No shit, Sherlock.
Person #2: Well fuck you Watson.
Person #1: Well fuck you Sherlock.
Person #2: Well fuck you watson
Person #3: Ruin post Sparta Spasm powahs...ACTIVATE!!! IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!SHROOMSDAWHOOPTODAMAX AND WE GOTZ DAH PANCAKE MIX!!! YOU AIN'T GOING TO HELL WITHOUT TEH PANCAKE MIX!!! MUDKIPZ EATIN TEH DONUTS LIKE A BOSS ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED OBJECTION
Person #1: WTF?
Person #3:SPARTA-DONUT-SHROOMS-LIKE A BOSS-SHOOP DA WHOOP-NO BLASPHEMY OR MADNESS-EPICNESH-WIN THE INTERNET-SPAZZMATAZZ-BEYOTCH SLAPPETH-PEDO REPELLANT-POKETH PROTECTION-NO EPIC DELAYED REACTION PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWCCCCH-ANTI INTANGIBLE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWCCH-WITE FAGGOT REPELLANT-BOOM! HEADSHOT BEYOTCH-NEVER LOSE THE GAME-THE CAKE IS NEVER A LIE-1337-42-WE GOT DAH PANCAKE MIX-YOU BE TROLLIN-SCREWDEMCAPMERZI'LL360NOSCOPETHEIRASSAWSHIZTHEYJACKINGMYBANSHEEINMIDAIRLOCKEDONKLLFROMTHEGRAVE-MAGICALPONIEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZ-TEH PRECIOUS SHROHOHOHOHOHHOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMZZZZZSSSSAAAAAAAAHHHHH-PRECIOUS... PRECIOUS...THE PRECIOUS!!!!! I MUST HAS IT NAO!!! DAH SHROOMZSAH!!!-SQUIRRELAIDSNOES-ON DAH BOATMUDDAPHUKER DON'TCHUEVURFURGET-OHTHEREHEIS-MEEP-SPASM POWAHZ ACTIVATE-MOAR ACHIEVMENTS YEAH BICH-RAWR-SHIZZLESNAPPLES
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Person #2: Well fuck you Watson.
Person #1: Well fuck you Sherlock.
Person #2: Well fuck you watson
Person #3: Ruin post Sparta Spasm powahs...ACTIVATE!!! IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!SHROOMSDAWHOOPTODAMAX AND WE GOTZ DAH PANCAKE MIX!!! YOU AIN'T GOING TO HELL WITHOUT TEH PANCAKE MIX!!! MUDKIPZ EATIN TEH DONUTS LIKE A BOSS ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED OBJECTION
Person #1: WTF?
Person #3:SPARTA-DONUT-SHROOMS-LIKE A BOSS-SHOOP DA WHOOP-NO BLASPHEMY OR MADNESS-EPICNESH-WIN THE INTERNET-SPAZZMATAZZ-BEYOTCH SLAPPETH-PEDO REPELLANT-POKETH PROTECTION-NO EPIC DELAYED REACTION PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWCCCCH-ANTI INTANGIBLE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWCCH-WITE FAGGOT REPELLANT-BOOM! HEADSHOT BEYOTCH-NEVER LOSE THE GAME-THE CAKE IS NEVER A LIE-1337-42-WE GOT DAH PANCAKE MIX-YOU BE TROLLIN-SCREWDEMCAPMERZI'LL360NOSCOPETHEIRASSAWSHIZTHEYJACKINGMYBANSHEEINMIDAIRLOCKEDONKLLFROMTHEGRAVE-MAGICALPONIEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZ-TEH PRECIOUS SHROHOHOHOHOHHOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMZZZZZSSSSAAAAAAAAHHHHH-PRECIOUS... PRECIOUS...THE PRECIOUS!!!!! I MUST HAS IT NAO!!! DAH SHROOMZSAH!!!-SQUIRRELAIDSNOES-ON DAH BOATMUDDAPHUKER DON'TCHUEVURFURGET-OHTHEREHEIS-MEEP-SPASM POWAHZ ACTIVATE-MOAR ACHIEVMENTS YEAH BICH-RAWR-SHIZZLESNAPPLES
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by O HAI DER, WAN SUM SHROOMZ? July 23, 2010
Get the Sparta Spasm mug.Verb: To kick a person in similar fashion to the kick done by King Leonidus in 300.
How to do it: This is achieved by having a reasonable distance between you and the target, enough for you to successfully plant your foot on the targets' chest. It is best to do this in rebuttal to a persons statement, while screaming your point at them.
How to do it: This is achieved by having a reasonable distance between you and the target, enough for you to successfully plant your foot on the targets' chest. It is best to do this in rebuttal to a persons statement, while screaming your point at them.
Dirty Crimo bitch: Man, Bullet for My Valentine is so angy! You need to chill out, listen to some All Time Low, it sooo hot.
Me: All Time Low? THAT'S! FOR! FAGGOTS! and then you Sparta Kick them. Preferably into a hole.
Me: All Time Low? THAT'S! FOR! FAGGOTS! and then you Sparta Kick them. Preferably into a hole.
by Mr. Slowbear August 26, 2010
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A method of taking a dump in which you perch yourself above the toilet by spreading your legs out wide perpendicular to oneself, gripping your feet onto the cubicle walls to your sides before releasing the beast into the potty.
Named after the overly acrobatic character from the TV show Lazytown whose trademark move is to do the splits in mid-air.
Named after the overly acrobatic character from the TV show Lazytown whose trademark move is to do the splits in mid-air.
I just got done doing a Sportacus in the bathroom last night and it was fucking awesome dude.
Robbo tried to do the Sportacus after a night of Taco Bell and ended up breaking his shin and pooping all over himself the poor bastard.
Robbo tried to do the Sportacus after a night of Taco Bell and ended up breaking his shin and pooping all over himself the poor bastard.
by Canid-Kaiba June 11, 2016
Get the Sportacus mug.The spartans were a group of elite warriors from ancient greece, located on the island province of Sparta.
Spartan warriors are trained from infancy to be nothing but soldiers. They are to be perfect in every respect and aspect of war, and nothing else. Weaklings perish soon after birth; youth are taught to thieve and terrorize the slave class to harden them; young men are taught to nothing unless it has something to do with the arts of war - Even music and dance are tehre only to help keep step when marching and obeying orders. The result is a man who thinks nothing of danger, expects to win, and creates a sense of dread in his opponents.
Spartans fight in the traditional fashion of the hoplites, carrying a long thrusting spear and a large round hoplon shield. They, like the hoplites, were known to form a formation called a phalanx (A close packed mass of men moving as one to crush their enemies)
There have been both a movie and graphic novel based on the most notable spartan accomplishment in written history.
300 spartan warriors (the personal guard of the spartan republic's current king Leonidas), held back the entire Persian army (massing up to 30.000) in a single tactical position, popularily called a "bottlehead". Eventually, after having held the persian army off for multiple days, devestating the persian morale, they died a martyr death. The martyr death was, without a question, a tactical move. After the death of King Leonidas and his men, all of greece united and fought back the persian army.
Spartan warriors are trained from infancy to be nothing but soldiers. They are to be perfect in every respect and aspect of war, and nothing else. Weaklings perish soon after birth; youth are taught to thieve and terrorize the slave class to harden them; young men are taught to nothing unless it has something to do with the arts of war - Even music and dance are tehre only to help keep step when marching and obeying orders. The result is a man who thinks nothing of danger, expects to win, and creates a sense of dread in his opponents.
Spartans fight in the traditional fashion of the hoplites, carrying a long thrusting spear and a large round hoplon shield. They, like the hoplites, were known to form a formation called a phalanx (A close packed mass of men moving as one to crush their enemies)
There have been both a movie and graphic novel based on the most notable spartan accomplishment in written history.
300 spartan warriors (the personal guard of the spartan republic's current king Leonidas), held back the entire Persian army (massing up to 30.000) in a single tactical position, popularily called a "bottlehead". Eventually, after having held the persian army off for multiple days, devestating the persian morale, they died a martyr death. The martyr death was, without a question, a tactical move. After the death of King Leonidas and his men, all of greece united and fought back the persian army.
Imagine the terror inflicted on the Persian army as they saw 10.000 battle-ready spartans on the march, in regards to what a mere 300 had done.
by Daniel N. Nilssen June 8, 2004
Get the Spartan mug.the worst, gayest, movie ever. if you took date movie and epic movie, and added them together, and took out all the funny scenes(which there wern't that much of) and replace them with gay scenes, you'll have meet the spartans. Any hope of a scene being funny is squandered when they gay it up with things like gooch-ginas and gay break dancing. Any guy who liked this movie at all is most likely gay. By calling somebody "Meet the spartans" you are either calling them gay or saying that they are the least funny person ever. You can use MTS as an abreviation for meet the spartans if you want. By saying someone has "MTS" it means they are gay and un-funny as hell.
Jay: Hey dude, why was Jones acting so gay at that party last night?
Mike: I don't no. He probably has MTS.
Friend 1: Why'd ur mom call 911?
Friend 2: What? She did?
Friend 1: Ya! BECAUSE THE SCALE TOLD HER TO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLZ!!!!!
Friend 2: Dude... Get out of my face U f-ing piece of meet the spartans.
Jones: Hey there, sexy.
Nick: DUDE! stop trying 2 go all meet the spartans on my ass!
Mike: I don't no. He probably has MTS.
Friend 1: Why'd ur mom call 911?
Friend 2: What? She did?
Friend 1: Ya! BECAUSE THE SCALE TOLD HER TO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLZ!!!!!
Friend 2: Dude... Get out of my face U f-ing piece of meet the spartans.
Jones: Hey there, sexy.
Nick: DUDE! stop trying 2 go all meet the spartans on my ass!
by drik December 9, 2008
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