Spude

A person with no redeaming qualities; a complete and utter waste.

My friend Travis is the biggest spude ever.

by LargeD April 3, 2003

spruceage

n. The act or the result of the act of sprucing up one's crib (ie, home), especially the outer, front portions...yard, fence, painting, etc.

Joe: "Yo, Bob, you're making me look like a bad husband with all that spruceage you're doing over there!"

by stirling78 June 26, 2009

spruce

a kind of tree

I love that spruce over there. It's so green.

by Ellara Strongheart June 30, 2020

strudelgoob

A nickname for a human. Also the name of a tiktok account who has very good content.

Have you heard of strudelgoob?

by Youronlyduck August 30, 2021

sprudungle

The losing hand of a card game, as defined by a five year old.

Pronounced spruh-dung-uhl.

You lost the game? You got the sprudungle!

by Sprudungle February 13, 2022

Toaster Strudeling

The act in which a man draws pictures on his woman's face with his semen.

"He was Toaster Strudeling on my face and called me his little toaster strudel"

by Dibbers the Stripper May 1, 2016

Blowster strudel

Getting a blow job while eating a toaster strudel

I had the best blowster strudel this morning

by Jwiz September 6, 2017