guacamole splatters

Apperence of green feces after consuming anything with purple or blue food coloring.(i.e. grape drinks)

Man my crap is green, I must have the guacamole splatters.

by thibodeaux June 9, 2003

poo spatter

When you fart and it puts a 'paintbrush flick' mark on your boxers/thong. Alternativly you could do it in the shower up against the tiles for cheap thrills and the funniest noise in the world, for desired effects spread cheeks.

I was in the shower, and i had the urge, so i spread my cheeks and poo spattered all over the tiles

by Josh January 31, 2005

Splatterpillar Fashion

you know them ridiculous novelty furry handbags? kinnda looks like a giant dead squashed caterpillar?

Joe: What the fuck is that thing gillys got over her shoulder?

Nick: dunno,... think she ran over it on the way here,
she's gonna dance around it later...

Joe: Thats Splatterpillar Fashion for ya....

by Playfulgorilla May 6, 2009

splatter basket

Someone who is being a negative Nancy or giving you lots of shit.

Rachel, you are being a fucking splatter basket!

by mishfish December 3, 2009

sprantic

Spontaneously frantic

The cat just went sprantic, on a slipper that was laying on the floor.

by Sepokefebo December 6, 2009

Splatterwag

A particularly violent and obnoxious shit.

I went to the bathroom just to take a leak, but I unleashed a splatterwag instead.

by CW_5000 December 31, 2009

spraytoy

a programmable human dildo/pump with cum-on command abilities and long lasting pleasing dedication..also doubles as a sucker stick..developed by goddesess and a true authentic result of flying too far and seduction, wicked or sincere by some stunning overtly sexual femme fatales......no shit!!!

the spraytoy comes in handy when i want the fantasy of a personal human pleasuretoy....almost robot like .. loves to lavish, orally pleases forever! fun to captivate...

by loveman February 1, 2010