Spoaf

A spoaf is a waste man, who is really annoying and does not listen to what you say.

Aaron said to Christopher "Jump off that cliff", Christopher said to Aaron "No!". Aaron then said to Christopher "Ah you spoaf".

by AtomLizard November 6, 2016

Spafford

A prog rock band from AZ that currently tours the country playing in front of fans who wanted to get spaffed

I was at the show and Spafford was hot as F and we all got spaffed!

by Spaffnerds January 7, 2020

Drippy Spaff

The act of extracting the spatter from the severely protruding, excessively moist; prolapsed anus of the bloke you are currently underneath, who is on the downward section of a 50KG well above limit power sqaut at around 3am at a seedy, 24hr gym.

Seen johnno the other morning, sneaking a drippy spaff off some poor cunt at the gym.

by Chick Magnet net handle wampa March 17, 2019

sprack

The term, sprack is used in reference to speed. Speed, as in, crank or meth. Or when making up lines to snort, it's called a spracker.

Got any sprack, baby? I'm comin' down. C'mon, honey, set me up with a big, fat, spracker. Or, Do you wanna do a spracker?

by Cherry Dropps Bombz February 11, 2005

sprachling

A word similar to 'snog' to describe a (usually drunken) union of two individuals which goes no further than kissing and possibly cuddling. Any attempt by either party (usually the male) to take things to the next logical stage (see 'sproochling'), will invariably be greeted with a slap by the other. Often the participants will 'sprachle' all night long without actually getting to 'sproochle', much to the disappointment of one, if not both, of the sprachlers.

A common side-effect of 'sprachling' is the deep feelings of regret (and sometimes disgust) that one or both of the participants experience upon reaching sobriety.

'Did you see those two at it last night? They were sprachling about the dancefloor all night!"

"Oh my good god, I can't believe it. I think I sprachled xxxxx last night."

by mullboy September 4, 2009

spaffmonger

A perveyor of ejaculate

That Jude Law is a veritable spaffmonger

by iain December 10, 2004

SPLAF

Simultaneous Pedestrian Lateral Avoidance Failure: SPLAF
The awkward situation in which two people cannot find a way to avoid one another while walking in opposite directions toward one another, as one person continually moves horizontally to match the other's movements.

Onlooker 1: "What are they doing, moving back and forth like that?"
Onlooker 2: "It's a SPLAF."

by 143267 December 28, 2009