Spongebob 

That show girls with N, A , and J likes you know what I’m talking about if your a girl and your name starts with one of those letters

He’s an awesome sea sponge

Your guys girls really love that guy spongebob damn I wish I had his life

Spongebob by Pretty one October 21, 2019

Spongebob 

Someone in your friend group who lives super far and out of the way from every hang out. They never offer to pay for gas. They can get a licence but can't get one because they're too lazy or always forget to get their own for whatever reason. Yet they always expects their friends that can drive to pick them up whenever you get together.

Stevie is such a fucking spongebob, bro needs to get his license so that I dont have to pick him up everytime.

Spongebob by FoxWitSocksLockInBox September 27, 2023

Spongebob 

When Your Dick soaks up all the pussy-ejaculation like a sponge

I did a spongebob on my bitch last night

Spongebob by Peewee-hermanizer October 17, 2014

SpongeBob 

Anyone or anything that is of extreme homosexuality; alternate slang for 'gay'

He has some SpongeBob pick up lines.

SpongeBob by Trent mofo Davis May 14, 2018

Spongebob 

A super funny TV show in nicklodeon he is so dumb.His best friend Patrick Star is a complete idiot or should i say Caballa.

Scooter:Hey Spongebob is back
fish#1:Spongebob?
Scooter:Ya
Spoongebob:Yah i'm back
fish#2:Yah the worlds most famous fried cook

Spongebob by Markus Cruel September 1, 2005

Spongebob 

A diligent fry cook.

However, he has the potential to bring the Krusty Krab, literally, BILLIONS if he were a prostitute.

This is because he has so many holes and therefore and can take millions of customers at a time.

Sandy: "Hey Patrick, im gonna go fuck Spongebawb, that cute little critter, he is."

Patrick:"No! Spongebob is MY best friend so I will go screw him FIRST!"

Spongebob: "Hey don't worry guys! I've got plenty of holes to spare! Sandy, you go on hole #968 and Patrick ima give you a blowjob. Just $500 per hour guys. No checks accepted."

Spongebob by bubenwang July 7, 2010

spongebob 

To binge drink. Popularized slang originating in Charleston South Carolina.

we goin to the club and we gonna spongebob.

what?

Spongebob. Soak up all the liquids.

spongebob by SouthernPlaylisticD December 17, 2008