Sphincter piercing

A fart that hurts ur anus

Man that fart was sphincter piercing!

by johnnyyk February 9, 2017

Sphincterland

A place to which you shouldn't attach vacuum cleaners, as demonstrated by a kind gentleman with odd solutions to normal problems.

First person: I tried to vacuum my farts away, and in so doing discovered something amazing in Sphincterland!
Second person: You've got issues

by Arraka February 7, 2018

Doctor Sphincter

A guy who tries to tap someones colon right after they've drank a famous beverage containing carbonated pruine juice.

I just Doctor Sphinctered yo mama!

by Dark Chocolate Fudge October 18, 2008

Flapping Sphincter

A loudmouth moron that runs their mouth making factless statements and failed arguments and when they are called out for their ignorance, they resort to name calling or some other irrelevant, baseless accusation.

The US Congress is full of corrupt flapping sphincters.

True journalism is dead. It’s now comprised of agenda driven flapping sphincters.

by Dick Onchin November 25, 2020

Not Spain

Portugal, that one country next to Spain

Dude 1:The Iberian peninsula is made up of two main countries, Spain and Not Spain.
Dude 2:The hell is Not Spain?
Dude 1: Ugh, Portugal

by DashTRE February 19, 2021

Airing Out The Sphincter

To fart.

Dave: "Christ Bob what's that smell?"
Bob: "Oh that. I was just airing out the sphincter."

by djandym January 2, 2015

sphincter clencher

It means when something is a tense moment, your ass tightens up. So a 'close call' is called 'puckering your asshole'

"This project is really a sphincter clencher. I don't know if we're going to make it on time."

by 4tw March 28, 2008