Splatterpillar Fashion

you know them ridiculous novelty furry handbags? kinnda looks like a giant dead squashed caterpillar?

Joe: What the fuck is that thing gillys got over her shoulder?

Nick: dunno,... think she ran over it on the way here,
she's gonna dance around it later...

Joe: Thats Splatterpillar Fashion for ya....

by Playfulgorilla May 6, 2009

splatter basket

Someone who is being a negative Nancy or giving you lots of shit.

Rachel, you are being a fucking splatter basket!

by mishfish December 3, 2009

Splatterwag

A particularly violent and obnoxious shit.

I went to the bathroom just to take a leak, but I unleashed a splatterwag instead.

by CW_5000 December 31, 2009

slutternaut

A person who specializes in sexual promiscuity.

Guy A: Did you hear about how Jane was fucked with a pool cue at the bar?

Guy B: Yeah, she's a real slutternaut.

by SuperSlutFucker November 19, 2010

Slutter Butter

Ass cleavage hanging out the bottom of a girl's shorts.

"Check out that Slutter Butter, man!"

by Sly Foxx June 23, 2013

splatter cannon

When your intestines start to grumble and you run for the nearest porcelain god. Diarrhea is then grandiosely peppered out your butthole decorating the porcelain, above the water line!

After a hefty night of drinking and a stop to the local burrito joint, Mike keenly sensed the splatter cannon was loaded and about ready to blow!!

by BekahBooVT February 1, 2014

Slutterus

A slut born from another slut's uterus.

"Becky your mom is such a slut and slept with Justin last night, you slutterus".

by slutterus October 15, 2014