chunk spelunker

One who engages in anal play in the hope of getting an unexpected dividend on their probe caused by improper preparation and/or hygiene...

Max likes to dig deep in his partner's ass in the hope of coming out with a plum; he is a true chunk spelunker...

by JPnEB May 28, 2008

spitting spelunker

Just another name for the dick.

I took my spitting spelunker deep last night.

by cavediver March 9, 2010

non-spelunker

A man, especially under 25, who is skilled in cunnilingus; most engage in spelunking - i.e. cave exploration by unqualified amateurs.

She would have left him, but Bill was one of the few non-spelunkers of her youth.

by Little boo April 9, 2010

Butt-Spelunker

A person or persons who enjoy exploring another persons anal cavity

Thomas and robert are experienced butt-spelunkers, every day they enthusiastically explore eachothers anal cavities with many tricks and techniques!

by RandomPlatypus June 15, 2018

Monkey Spunker

A monkey spunker is that special type of wanker who thinks he is it

You know that bloke dave, he's a proper monkey spunker he is.

by Sauce_Monkey October 3, 2020

Bet Spunker

That indivisible that gets suckered into a cricket bet by two mates who promise him a BANKER bet

Thanks for your banker bet Kev and Levi I put the mortgage on it and it’s yet another bet spunker and Charlea is now crying coz we can’t eat this week

by Mr4691 March 18, 2021

Jerry spunkerton

When you fuck the pussy while your dog licks it

So you still want to see Jerry spunkerton tonight?

by Jerry spunkerton February 21, 2023