Sloridge

The creamiest of all cheese, it reeks of pure slum and oozes out in a cement type form.

Jesus did you hear about _____ and his sloridge

by King sloridge February 4, 2021

Splooge party

When that fag forgets the punch for your party so you compromise by getting everyone to fill the punch bowl with their cum.

Me and the boys were forced to have a splooge party after Dave forgot the Hawaiian Punch.

by Lepussy bames May 3, 2021

Splooge stooge

One who ejaculates in weird times and places just to attempt to be funny

"Why the fuck is Kevin jerking off into a cup holder over there?"
"Oh that's because Kevin's a splooge stooge. He thinks it's funny to put his semen in very weird spots."

by Ryan_the_retard July 31, 2022

sploinger

Used instead of that stupid ass word "simp" cause that word sucks

"Hey, do you know Simon Petrikov?"
"Of course, man, Im the number one Simon sploinger!!!"

by Persononurbandictionary69 October 17, 2023

magma splooge

A misshapen of sexual intercourse, when a mans erection tears the skins of the inner vagina, when seamen exits the vagina, the seamen is orange and red, the color of magma

Man I was doing this chick last night and I got a magma splooge, and then I got the fuck out of there.

by The man of power October 22, 2015

Quantum Splooge

The act of ejaculating so hard and vigorously the seems in the testicles break and a large explosion of cum and balls flies out of you bag. If this is done vigourousoy enough it will cause the space time continuum to malfunction and balls from different universes and dimensions will be flying out of the shatter of time which originated from your balls.

(Wanks)

“OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD ITS SO PAINFUL! I THINK I JUST Quantum Splooged”

by Grant Hansen July 10, 2018

splooge

when a man cums on his bitches stomach

i splooged all over that cunt the other night

by ants in your pants724 April 17, 2009