splooge maintenance

what a female does in the bathroom immediately after having sex.

honey, do you need a towel? no, i have to go do some splooge maintenance.

by chuffykins July 9, 2010

Splooge-Doo

The act of ejaculating in a females hair making it crusty and hard.

Tracy was giving Greg a knobber and he busted all over her hair giving her a nasty splooge-doo.

by weal0902 March 2, 2011

SPLOOGE Nation

A group chat full on Instagram that’s made up of primarily queer high schoolers, that has been running since 2019. They have odd obsessions, like tea parties, and are super hilarious #winning

Omg can I join the SPLOOGE nation group chat?
“#no your a #loser”

by Limabeama March 15, 2022

Splooge Busket

The baddest fucking no prep racer on no limit 2.0

I just got my ass fucked on no limit by Splooge Busket. Blue ballz is fast as a broke whore who needs diapers. Because she has a blowed out asshole.

by Shitshow1986 July 7, 2022

splooge tube

The sock sitting in your room for the sole purpose of jerking off in.

It's been 3 weeks since I washed my splooge tube.
My mom found my splooge tube last night next to my porno magazine.

by Jake and Justin December 27, 2007

Splooge McFuck

The porn adaptation of Scrooge McDuck

"dude wtf is that porn? Is that a guy dressed like Scrooge Mcduck?"
"No bro, that's Splooge McFuck you moron"

by idiotperson March 1, 2017

splooge nugget

a giant clump of splooge that has dried up on some one's face

Hey man I splooge nuggeted someones face while they were sleeping.

by Paul Vargo has no balls January 6, 2010