winter splinter

when two people have sex during the winter season while wearing all of their winter gear (which may include but is not limited to their scarfs, hats, jackets, sweaters, snow boots etc.)

1. I had a winter splinter the other day and that shit felt so DAMN good but FUCK...I was hot as hell!

2. He looked so good, I just couldn't wait to take our clothes off...so we winter-splintered it real quick.

by BlackPanther415 March 4, 2009

Splice Baby

A derogatory slang word derived from the movie "Splice". Used to describe an ugly individual with odd androgynous facial features. In the movie The splice creature was both woman and man. A creature with a face only a mother could love.

Dude check out the Splice Baby behind you

NUH UH WHERE?! Oh wow man eww that's gotta suck to look like that.

For real.

by aharharhardyhar November 19, 2010

Splinterbutt

A reference to Lord Hokage.

Wow, look at that Splinterbutt

by Lord Hookage October 28, 2013

Splinched

That thing that happens to aux-cords and headphones when you have to hold them in a certain position to work.

"I need to buy new headphones, mine are splinched!"

Mike: "Yo pass the aux"
Jimmy: "Beware, its a little splinchy"

by BuyBetterCables August 26, 2019

Splinch

Unit of measure for wine, usually a small amount like half a small glass

Dear, would you pour me a splinch?

by Ediggity September 6, 2019

Butt splice

Shove a power wire up someones ass

The juggernaut got butt spliced

by Jmadmonkey June 7, 2018

kentucky log splinter

When you are giving someone a rim job and you put so much pressure on their butt that the defecate in the others mouth.

the night was amazing until she gave me a Kentucky Log Splinter

by Quarters December 19, 2016