The explosion that occurs when a fart preceeds Diarrhea. Much worse than a standard Ass Grenade, The Result is a complete anal erruption spraying butt pee all over one's toilet and backside, with possible blood as well.
by aquamurdoch April 2, 2009
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Get the saunter mug.1) v.: When a male ejaculates on either a wall, floor, counter, or other hard surface and leaves it to dry.
2) n.: the spots on furnature, walls, floors, ect. where a male has ejaculated and either left it to dry or failed to properly clean it.
2) n.: the spots on furnature, walls, floors, ect. where a male has ejaculated and either left it to dry or failed to properly clean it.
1) guy 1: "Dude my roomate was being a dick, so while he slept i batter splattered his headboard, dresser, and the toilet."
guy 2: "That'll show that tool."
2) girl: "I was gonna sleep with him until i walked in his bathroom and saw all the batter splatters on the shower wall...gross."
guy 2: "That'll show that tool."
2) girl: "I was gonna sleep with him until i walked in his bathroom and saw all the batter splatters on the shower wall...gross."
by bigdaddygiggles June 5, 2010
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"Let's go for a jaunty saunter,
You are bound to make your mark!
Looks like all of you were born to
take a promenade in the park!"
"Let's go for a jaunty saunter,
You are bound to make your mark!
Looks like all of you were born to
take a promenade in the park!"
by Grank April 22, 2011
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Get the splatter mug.Urine that inadvertently splatters on a guy's cellphone as he text messages while standing at and using the urinal.
1. Hey homie, wrap up that cellphone in a plastic cover to protect it from text splatter!
2. To avoid text splatter, try sending text messages while sitting on the crapper!
2. To avoid text splatter, try sending text messages while sitting on the crapper!
by DJ_Jagged August 26, 2009
Get the text splatter mug.My stomach was feelin all woogy after that cheese on cheese sandwich and I had to take a splattercan.
Phil, that fat son of a bitch, took a shit and didn't flush... he left some serious splattercan.
Phil, that fat son of a bitch, took a shit and didn't flush... he left some serious splattercan.
by ginzberg March 5, 2004
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