sperm donor

My father, the asshat.

I disowned my father so now I call him the "sperm donor".

by anon July 29, 2004

sperm dodger

A woman who despises a man semen. She normally does not have a problem with sex however, when the guys about to come she will avoid any and all contact with the semen.

Sally gives great head, but when I was ready to come she jumped off the couch. That bitch is a major sperm dodger!

by Loadman2007 August 13, 2007

Sperm Dumpster

Meg Griffin.

Many men empty their sperm in Meg Griffin because she is a sperm dumpster.

by JamesCondina June 17, 2009

sperm wail

The sound a woman makes when you cum in her mouth without having warned her.

Please note: There was an error in my definition yesterday. It should be "WITHOUT having warned her", rather than "WITH having warned her". Thank you.

Monica let out a sperm wail when I suddenly jizzed her tonsils.

by Pornstaro April 24, 2008

Sperm it through

moving through a very crowded hall at a pace faster than most ususally by weaving between people and or bulldozing them.

John: im late for 2nd class and this hallway is crammed.
Jake: just sperm it through there no problem

by Mc.Awesome September 14, 2009

sperm-balloon

after you finish having sex and took off your condom filled with the creamy essence of life, make a balloon from it and throw it to the unlicensed hostile kindergarten located under you window. just think of the face of the person that will pick it up in the morning. smile with delight

mommy mommy look i found a balloon

thats nice sweety... ewwwwww throw it away its a sperm-balloon!!!

by israelmate November 1, 2010

sperm count

the number of times that you have spanked it to a specific person or video

"Hey dude, have you seen this Paige chick that's in wrestling now?"

"Duh man, I've already got an epic sperm count going for her."

by SaltineWizard September 14, 2015