spermatozoid

A term used to describe someone who acts like a spermatozoa cell: being narrow minded and focused on one thing at a time, often failing to even achieve that.

“This guy didn’t even pay attention to his surroundings while he was driving, what a spermatozoid!“

by SpeedMcWeed April 20, 2024

spermadogs

when u go doggy style ON UR FUCKING DAWGS

Hey stop it u aint doin this!
WOOF WOOF
Quiet spermadogs

by Wilkowilkoelpro June 6, 2024

spegmatical

a melancholic excitement; like a rad sad feeling.

joe: “i heard you saw that one band did their last gig, how are you doing?”
pete: “spegmatical joe…spegmatical.”

by gargoylesand November 23, 2024

Spermmaxxing

The act of taking every possible measure—dietary, lifestyle, or otherwise—to maximize sperm count, motility, and overall fertility. Often used half-seriously, half-ironically in online spaces where people obsess over “optimization.”

• “Bro quit drinking, started lifting, and taking zinc supplements—he’s full-on spermmaxxing.”
• “She said she wants kids soon, so now I’m spermmaxxing like it’s a competitive sport.”

by tsaltsal September 24, 2025

Spermatozoa

My artist name :))
(and cum)

“Hey have you listened to the new spermatozoa album?”
“fuck you.”

by spermatozoa September 25, 2025