Speedy shits

Taking a shit as fast as you can by using the force of a thousand suns. This practice is common for people who have very busy days.

Guy: "Man, I wonder who invented speedy shits."
Another guy: "Yeah, that really saved me when I had to get to class."

by GewahltEin July 11, 2014

Speedy McMayer

1. Someone who is as fast as the flash

Woah, Speedy McMayer is running in lightspeed.

by dheids March 8, 2017

The Speedy Tenor

Some little mexican-mouse-wanna-be. In a group called the Three Tenors, The Speedy Tenor wears the knee-pads.

The Speedy Tenor bobbed the knob all night long.

by alex November 16, 2003

Speedy Gonzales

While the term Speedy Gonzales has roots in the Mexican community that may be of questionable benefit to them culturally, and is well-known north of the border as a mouse of extraordinary prowess in making Sylvester the cat look foolish, he was also the subject of a 1962 song by Pat Boone, where he is a playboy leaving his family in the lurch, and a rarer song by The Wurzels, where he is located in Somerset, UK, with the same problem, but "anglicized".

Speedy Gonzales as a British bad boy ends up having to get British groceries instead of Mexican ones, gets green stamps with his scrumpy (hard cider), etc. It is quite a giggle, as are most of The Wurzels songs.

by Geekausaurus September 15, 2013

Speedy McManiac

Someone who is really, really fast!

Sarah is such a Speedy McManiac at running!!! Look at her go!

by Ikosana March 24, 2008

Speedy Readie

Speedy Readie is the legend himself who devotes his life to protecting people from the amazon and all the plants in it. As the Amazon tries to invade England Speedy Readie must fight off all the plants

Im one Speedy Readie

by Kasa Jizo September 12, 2018

speedy cooter

When a male turtle ejaculates quickly, and the female is unable to achieve orgasm.

My turtle George was being a bit of a speedy cooter and was unable to please Martha.

by ttrainlookerup October 16, 2012