sparkle terrorism

An attack of rainbows, hearts, stars, glitter, and sparkles to bring fun excitement and happiness.

We went up to the balcony and glitter bombed the cafeteria. Everyone looked up in wonder with even a few oohs and ahhs, and we knew our sparkle terrorism cell had gained a few new members.

by sethralavode November 25, 2011

sparkle bomb

result of being struck in the head by an object causing the injured to immediately see sparkles.

daniel yelled "sparkle bomb" just before hitting bob in the head with a tea cup filled with sugar.

by The other guys March 8, 2012

sparkles and sunshine

Representative of everything that is good in the world, from pleasant states of mind to physical objects. Normally used in the negative form or sarcastically.

Jimmy: How was karate practice today?

Bob: Not great, I got kicked in the nuts...

Jimmy: Wow, how are you doing?

Bob: Well, I'm not freaking sparkles and sunshine, that's for sure.

by TitsMcGee(.)(.) October 2, 2012

sparkle cave

Another word for a va jay Jay

Hey Vickie, I'm going to slam your sparkle cave tonight.

by Able Mabel March 2, 2016

sparkle slayer

A person intent on destroying your inner sparkle, slaying you with their salty ass by throwing shade and injecting general negativity.

Girl: That guy is always talking shit tryin to dim my sparkle! Sparkle Slayers Suck!!

by XoLuckyxo February 12, 2017

sparklemuffin

A nickname for a type of small spider that has a very brightly colored abdomen.

I found a sparklemuffin hiding in my room today.

by SmartyPants14 June 6, 2018

Sparkles

Sparkles is that feeling when you miss someone but also know that they’re there for you. No matter what.

miss you baby

Sparkles is coming!

by anonymous June 13, 2018