When a man cums on a girls face and throws glitter on her which makes her pretty. This makes a Sparkling Carl!
by Playajiggajc July 29, 2011

by Haydayfarmer1 April 9, 2021

A group of young adult males or females that keep their genitals and pubic regions very clean. They are so clean that they 'sparkle' down there.
I'll only go down on a girl if she's part of the Sparkle Squad. Only clean and shaven vagina for me, thanks.
by Laffytaffy12 April 26, 2011

by Daniel February 2, 2004

The practice of freezing peanut butter inside a condom to create a phallic object for pleasuring oneself.
by EJean June 17, 2019

“I was heading over to a friends house to see… . Oh pretty lights….”
“Continue, sparkle child”
“Oh yeah, where was I?”
“Continue, sparkle child”
“Oh yeah, where was I?”
by Khan1969 November 2, 2021

Representative of everything that is good in the world, from pleasant states of mind to physical objects. Normally used in the negative form or sarcastically.
Jimmy: How was karate practice today?
Bob: Not great, I got kicked in the nuts...
Jimmy: Wow, how are you doing?
Bob: Well, I'm not freaking sparkles and sunshine, that's for sure.
Bob: Not great, I got kicked in the nuts...
Jimmy: Wow, how are you doing?
Bob: Well, I'm not freaking sparkles and sunshine, that's for sure.
by TitsMcGee(.)(.) October 2, 2012
