Sparkle Fag

Person who has read all three Twilight books, makes references to all four of them, and either loves Edward Cullen or Jacob Black and hates Bella.

Bea said, "I wish my boyfriend sparkled."

Mac looked at his girlfriend and said, "Sparkle fag."

by Felix n Chewy August 17, 2009

Sparkling water

The most beautiful beverage a person can consume
Thurst quenching and refreshing

Wow its warm today i could really use a glass of sparkling water

by Haydayfarmer1 April 9, 2021

Sparkle Squad

A group of young adult males or females that keep their genitals and pubic regions very clean. They are so clean that they 'sparkle' down there.

I'll only go down on a girl if she's part of the Sparkle Squad. Only clean and shaven vagina for me, thanks.

by Laffytaffy12 April 26, 2011

Sparkling Carl

When a man cums on a girls face and throws glitter on her which makes her pretty.

When a man cums on a girls face and throws glitter on her which makes her pretty. This makes a Sparkling Carl!

by Playajiggajc July 29, 2011

sparkle fatty

Clubber boy or (more often) girl. Sluttish attire combined with obnoxious and/or drunken behavior.

"I hate this bar; it's full of sparkle fatties."

by Daniel February 2, 2004

sparkles and sunshine

Representative of everything that is good in the world, from pleasant states of mind to physical objects. Normally used in the negative form or sarcastically.

Jimmy: How was karate practice today?

Bob: Not great, I got kicked in the nuts...

Jimmy: Wow, how are you doing?

Bob: Well, I'm not freaking sparkles and sunshine, that's for sure.

by TitsMcGee(.)(.) October 2, 2012

Sparkle Share

(v) The act of two gentlemen urinating into each others streams, thereby splashing each other.

Ian: Hey Kirk, let's go into the bathroom and sword fight.
Kirk: Only if we can Sparkle Share!

by Mr. Pix August 20, 2011