lucas the sped

is demented

lucas the sped has sex with dogs

by Demented basterd September 22, 2020

acute cerebral speditis

a term describing the condition when someone is completely and utterly sped in the head.

patient: why do i need to wear a mask? covid is a hoax
doctor: i diagnose you with acute cerebral speditis

by alexjiew March 19, 2021

stems and seeds

Deliberate lack of something, be it information, goods or consideration. Usually a withholding as part of a deception.

"Come on, Johnny. I asked you for some information, and all you're giving me are stems and seeds."

by Hashim R. Hathaway February 2, 2008

Seeds

children

My seeds are wif their moms now.

by G Did He October 22, 2003

Sped Lord

A Sped Lord is simply someone that is extremely stupid. Also see sped.

Matt: Woah, Michael! I just found out that my birthday is the same day that I was born on! Isn't that crazy?

Michael: What? Are you retarded? Shut the fuck up, you fucking Sped Lord.

by 1nconsp1cuous May 24, 2016

Sped Dialing

An expression for the calls one makes after a heavy night of drinking and extreme intoxication. Often include confessing your deepest love for members of the opposite sex or opening up your heart to people you haven't talked to in years. These calls are often late and aggravate the victims via waking them up in the middle of the night.

Creation: A combination of speed dialing and the fact that you sound like a sped when you make these calls.

1. Dude you were sped dialing your whole contact list last night.
2. Ah man i gotta go into damage control this morning, i sped dialed the ex
3. HOLY FUCK look at my phone bill, it must of been all those nights of sped dialing.

by xxJayKayxx May 23, 2009

Sped-up songs

A name for nightcore songs that people use so that they don't have to admit they are listening to nightcore.

Person 1: I'm listening to the sped-up version of Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls

Person 2: THAT IS NIGHTCORE

Person 1: No its not. They're sped-up songs

by DevilTownGay May 8, 2022