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Somalian Kiwi

The act of buying a dead body from Somalian pirates and using the body as a punching bag for a couple weeks. After a while, the flesh will rot away and black and brown bruises will form. In the end, the body will look like a kiwi, green with black dots all over it.
Son: Bro just bought this dead chick.

Dad: Cool son lets make her a Somalian kiwi as a bonding experience.
by Widened.urethra January 8, 2018
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somaliphile

One who has a love or affinity for Somalia, and its inhabitants, the Somalis
she's a straight up somaliphile
by readyforthemoon55 September 5, 2019
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an-sonality

When someone's personality is terrible and people try to justify the named person's behaviors by saying we should accept his personality. To be used in response to that.
-No he's not a bad person, that's just his personality.

-Personality? I think you mean an-sonality.
by azziepooz August 31, 2017
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Somali

Tall, skinny, curly

-haired people. Inhabitants of the horn of Africa and are cushite. Beautiful women, just their country is not at it's best right now. :(
by Somali fella January 28, 2020
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Somalian Sunflower

When a guy, who is either having intercourse or receiving oral sex from a black woman, pulls out as he is going to blow his load and shoots it directly into the centre of her face. He then slaps her across the face and the cum spatter created by the slap produces a sunflower-like design. Hence the Somalian Sunflower.
Yo man, I took that chick Boomsheika home with me last night. It got so wild that right at the end I felt like I had to give her a Somalian Sunflower. So I did....and she loved it.
by VinegarStrokes April 21, 2009
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Somalian Stunner

The art of farting while recieving oral sex
I somalian stunnered her right after ass to mouth
by bigdirtay August 27, 2009
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Somalidiid

A nickname of the Jeegaan. Such Jeegaanists also have other epithets such as s-lander, Darwiishphobes, SNM-fanbase, beesha was-sheikh-Isaaq-an-arab?, dabadhilifka Queen Elizabeth, and historically, iidoor.
He's a Somalidiid.
by readyforthemoon55 August 22, 2019
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