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Somalian Pool Party

when you go to the toilet and take a big dump and don't flush leaving abdi and he's friends to chill in bowl hence the somalian pool party.
example 1.

Guy 1: Hey Guy 2 i gotta go take a shit ill be back asap
*7minutes pass*
Guy 1: hey your toilet flush button isn't working
Guy 2: oooooh hell nooo, no somalian pool parties in this house go get a bucket and tell abdi and his friends the parties over and don't come back till they've all left.

example 2.

so I walked into this public toilet that was busy and there was this one cubicle that no one was using , so I walk up to it and before I could close the door behind me and use it, to my surprise there was a massive somalian pool party just chillin there.
by abdullahibigw April 16, 2017
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small craft advisory proof

A boat that is large enough to go out during a small craft advisory. Usually 35-40 feet long or bigger.
Damn we cant go out this weekend because my 18 foot Tracker is not small craft advisory proof.
by steelheader March 13, 2008
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small arms repairer

Official title for United States Army MOS series of 91F (ninety-one fox). They are the best trained weapon mechanics on the face of the planet. Their main responsibility is to repair weapons which troops have damaged due to negligence, lack of knowledge, inability to retain information once it has been presented and occasionally due to actual combat.

In maintenance companies 91F's work in larger groups, gauging , repairing and preparing weapons for training and combat.

Occasionally a 91F will be attached to a line company or battalion that is more than likely to see combat, has a lower than usual IQ average that poses a higher risk to government equipment or both (especially with combat engineers and infantry). In these groups, 91F's are often erroneously referred to as "armorers", referring to the ASI identifier that traditionally knows almost nothing about weapons and refuses to accept your weapon into the arms room, no matter how clean it is. 91F's who are new to such units are often offended by this label because of the vast difference in training, but experienced 91F's let it go, feeling sympathy for the special needs companies they are attached to who honestly couldn't know any better if their lives, families lives and the lives of every living organism in the universe depended on it.
"Go take that weapon to Jones, he's a qualified Small Arms Repairer".

"Say again? I don't understand..."
"Go take that weapon to Jones, he's our unit armorer."
by whatdoesthe91Fsay July 8, 2014
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captian small cock

A male who has a huge attitude, thinks his shit doesn't stink, and really has no reason to treat others like shit.
by jillabc March 22, 2008
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big fish small pond

When someone is the most skilled at an activity out of a relatively small or otherwise novice group of individuals in regards to said activity. Often used to denote that the "big fish" is not as skilled as those inside of the "small pond" would make it appear. Commonly used as an insult to the person being described.
Jim: I am the smartest one in my class!
Hank: Yeah, but you go to community college so... big fish small pond.

Sally: Laqueesha is the best prostitute I know!
Susan: That's because she lives in Old Lyme. If she lived in Compton she wouldn't be in the big fish small pond scenario.
by MrJackStankyLegs May 19, 2010
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small

what 50 cents dick size is
50 dick hella small
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Small brain

Someone that lacks intelligence. Typically someone named Noah
by -Pussyslayer696968696868686 March 15, 2019
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