Having worked underground for many years, Chad was keenly aware of the need for sun light to live a healthy life. Chad tried spending more time outdoors and even shaved his head in an attempt to absorb more rays. Turns out the solution was right behind him the whole time. He decided to lay down in his front yard, completely naked, pull his knees back to his ears and aim his shit socket directly at the sun. Chad’s bung pulled in rays like a satellite dish. After only 30 seconds he had more energy than a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck. Chad’s discovery, the “solar rim job” if you will, could just be the free energy solution the world has been waiting for.
by El Conquistador July 02, 2023
by Gooske June 11, 2006
The best person on the planet that knows exactly what to say when you are sad or mad he is a person that lights up the room.
by ✨😌🥺✨😌🥺 June 11, 2021
the best person in the world and they deserveee everything. best partner everrr >:)))) if you ever meet someone named solar you are verry lucky and never loose them because you will fall in looveeee :D
by _Lunar_Eclipse_ December 05, 2022
Someone who has visited a different star than the one they were born near.
No one from Earth has achieved this yet.
No one from Earth has achieved this yet.
by Logical_OverLord July 24, 2021
A collection of planets and celestial bodies that orbit the Sun in its gravity. Its position is between the constellations of Orion Spur and Orion Arm which are in the Milky Way galaxy. Consists of various celestial bodies, such as planets, dwarf planets, comets, satellites, etc.
by NaikaDaSolarSystemFox January 28, 2025
by iloveyourmomtwo November 21, 2023