Ivan Solares

The best person on the planet that knows exactly what to say when you are sad or mad he is a person that lights up the room.

Hey is that Ivan Solares
Yeah can’t you tell, he is the light of the room

by ✨😌🥺✨😌🥺 June 11, 2021

solar rim job

Exposing your bare ass hole to direct sun light to extract energy for body and soul.

Having worked underground for many years, Chad was keenly aware of the need for sun light to live a healthy life. Chad tried spending more time outdoors and even shaved his head in an attempt to absorb more rays. Turns out the solution was right behind him the whole time. He decided to lay down in his front yard, completely naked, pull his knees back to his ears and aim his shit socket directly at the sun. Chad’s bung pulled in rays like a satellite dish. After only 30 seconds he had more energy than a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck. Chad’s discovery, the “solar rim job” if you will, could just be the free energy solution the world has been waiting for.

by El Conquistador July 2, 2023

Solar-Vet

A car that runs on solar power.

My 80 year old neighbor let me walk her goose after I purchased my first Solar-Vet.

by Gooske June 11, 2006

Extra-Solar-Tourist

Someone who has visited a different star than the one they were born near.

No one from Earth has achieved this yet.

The Extra-Solar-Tourists decided to invade Earth and enslave the population for the fun of it.

by Logical_OverLord July 24, 2021

Solar Flare

The act of cumming in a girl’s eyes to blind her as means to make a hasty escape from her bedroom. In reference to the move used by Krillin, Tien, Goku, etc. in Dragon Ball to blind opponents.

Guy 1: Dude, this girl I hooked with last night wanted me to stay over.
Guy 2: Oh shit man what happened?
Guy 1: I hit her with the Solar Flare and bounced out real quick.

Guy 2: Savage move man.

by CrankDatMihoyMinoy January 29, 2018

Solar slatt

Solar is a very beautiful women. She can be known as hearts4soll or Solar slatt, do your homework.

Solar slatt so sexy

by iloveyourmomtwo November 21, 2023

Solar System

A collection of planets and celestial bodies that orbit the Sun in its gravity. Its position is between the constellations of Orion Spur and Orion Arm which are in the Milky Way galaxy. Consists of various celestial bodies, such as planets, dwarf planets, comets, satellites, etc.

The Milky Way is where the Solar System is located.

by NaikaDaSolarSystemFox January 28, 2025