A portmanteau of "home free" and "smooth sailing". It means the same thing as its component words: the rest is easy.
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Get the Home sailing mug.The act of performing oral sex on a man while an object is inserted into the rectum of the one performing the oral sex.
My boyfriend loves it when I blow him, the fact that it's usually ass sailing only makes it better for both of us!
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Instead of gerrymandering to move the districts every ten years, we can do some Fire-sailing to move the voters whenever we want...
by SweetAtAll September 10, 2018
Get the Fire-Sailing mug.The act of attending a meeting directly after having consumed some amount of alcohol, especially if drank with others also in attendance.
"This meeting's going to be such a headache- let's go sailing to make it go a little smoother."
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"You seemed pretty content in that judicial meeting..."
"It helped that I was sailing it."
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"You seemed pretty content in that judicial meeting..."
"It helped that I was sailing it."
by 52008 April 27, 2010
Get the sailing mug.A neurophysiological disorder that occurs in certain people (usually a girl, usually named Kalina) who are irrationally happy all the time. As a result, they are never able to stop their eyes from smiling, even with strenuous effort. It is a very unfortunate condition that causes immense career success and likability. Condition is currently incurable and is spread by direct interaction with others. Please beware.
Jim: “Kalina! What happened with your face?”
Kalina: “....Perpetual smiling eyes disease”
Jim: “...oh...”
Kalina: “....Perpetual smiling eyes disease”
Jim: “...oh...”
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