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Suck my socks

Funny quote by Michael Jackson on a phone call, about his father Joseph.
“He can suck my socks.”
by Michael Jackson wife July 18, 2019
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Social Media Influencer

A jobless shithead who testifies his joblessness by means of shitty posts and ideas to brainwash other dumbfucks into believing his futile shit.
My younger brother lost his job 5 years back. These days he calls himself a Social Media Influencer.
by Call Me Daddy2307 August 13, 2018
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high-functioning sociopath

"Do your research, I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high functioning sociopath."

"A high-functioning sociopath. With your number."
by The Empty Hearse January 13, 2014
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Socialite

Socialite = No-talent Sex Video Making Tramp
Kim Kardashian & Paris Hiton are Socialites - No-talent sex video making tramps
by Hobbitwhores December 12, 2013
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social succubus

A female, whether alone or not, who:
1) is constantly nattering and/or using social media until she falls asleep or passes out

2) generally sounds like she is using a 'script'
by joe Kokomo September 6, 2012
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Bastard Sock

When you are done washing and start folding your clothes, there is always one sock without a partner. This sock left behind is known as a bastard sock. Some households keep bastard sock piles/baskets, giving temporary shelter to socks that have become bastards until they can be reunited with another matching sock.
Goddamnit! I know I washed 3 pairs of socks, but now all I have is 2 pairs and one bastard sock.
by rmft November 1, 2009
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chinese socce

The act of performing an abortion at home and kicking the zygote, embryo, or fetus around like you're playing soccer.
Man at my suprise birthday party I ruined my brand new white shoes playing chinese soccer.
by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020
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