Alabama Sausage Wrap

When you proceed to have intercourse with your cousin, and you wrap your penis with a confederate flag rather than using a condom.

I pulled an Alabama Sausage Wrap on Susie the other day 'cause she don't believe in none of that safe sex bullshit.

by bushwhacker46 November 29, 2016

Siamese Sausages

Two gentlemen with identical penises.

“Dude I was in the shower yesterday and couldn’t help but notice that Seth and Lance have Siamese Sausages. They even feel the same, bro!”

by Lil’ Bonner March 28, 2021

Bringing home the bacon and the sausage

Stated by a male, who brings home the income and supplies sexual delight to his partner.

Yo baby you better be ready for me cuz i am bringing home the bacon AND the sausage.

by Phatty Deliscious July 9, 2009

Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet

Colloquial term for A Vagina, The woman's Female Sexual Organ.

Samuel slowly and sensually slid his large manhood into Suzie's Swollen, eager pink velvet sausage wallet

by 97BlackSE (Kyle) May 13, 2005

transitional sausage

The guy that changes a lesbian's sexual preference to dudes.

Joe: What's with that spikey haired girl?
Pete: Oh, she used to be a lesbian.
Joe: Damn, who gave her the old transitional sausage?

by invasionpictures March 30, 2009

zipper sausage

Penis

Candi sure likes the taste of zipper sausage.

by T UNIT123 March 25, 2010

Psychic Sausage

The Psychic penis that is sent from your mind when you mentally penetrate your victim/partner.

Person 1: Did you just slip me a Psychic Sausage?
Person 2: Just enjoy the ride dear

by thejagerage January 10, 2011