Seattle

The best city in the US so much diversity and home of starbucks, microsoft, bill gates, paul allen, nirvana and the best looking sports stadiums in the US. Its not so bad if it rains alot because everything looks amazing when all the plants bloom.

Seattle to the fullest

by Sea-Town April 18, 2006

Seattle Cream Soda

When a guy ejaculates into a filled soda can and leaves it for someone to drink.

Guy 1: This coke tastes kind of funny.
Guy 2: That's cause your drinking a seattle cream soda.
Guy 1: Ew. I'm gonna go shoot someone.

by hanktheman! December 8, 2009

Seattle Sock Monkey

The act of defecating into a sock monkey and throwing it at a victim while screaming " Your are my monkey, bitch!" and followed by monkey noises.

Brad made me angry, so I grabbed my sock monkey, filled it with a deuce, and threw it at him. I schooled Brad in getting a Seattle Sock Monkey.

by Miles Long UpYours August 31, 2011

Seattle Southpaw

To reach inside the vagina and jack yourself off while screwing a girl in the ass.

Barbara Stiensand's favorite position to do after taking a few valium is the Seattle Southpaw.

by Powered by God March 22, 2003

Seattle Steamer

When one person is showering, the other person takes a dump in the bathroom causing extreme difusion and steaming them out of the shower.

Shelly is showering and Johnny just gave her a Seattle Steamer. She is very upset as she is no longer clean.

by Francois1980 January 1, 2009

Seattle Slurper

When you bust a nut in your girlfriends coffee cup and she drinks it, thinking it was coffee creamer.

I just gave my girlfriend a Seattle Slurper! sex cleveland steamer angry pirate angry dragon

by LarryManAllDay September 14, 2016

Seattle Lutheran

a school that was good in the 80s but now everyone everyone had mono, depression, and juuls in the bathroom

fuck seattle lutheran

by MyHighLife420 October 17, 2018