snarf

A particularly douchey thing to say at any given moment.

"George Bush is stupid"
"You're such a douche"
"Why thank you, SNARF!"

by Jimmy J. Johnson December 22, 2007

snarf

An action that involves pushing another person's nose upwards into a 'pig-style' nose with your index and middle fingers.

I snarfed Ben yesterday, he totally wasn't expecting it.

Get the snarfs in!

by Flisssssssss January 3, 2009

snarf

To put one's mouth over the nose and mouth of another and blow air in, clearing all air passages

Adam leaned over and snarfed Pam popping her ears

by EBS April 9, 2006

SNARF

The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.

In laymans terms the Snatch, Cunt, Pussy.

I heard it used in this term in the village of Homer Green many many years ago from an older boy called Jason. He was telling the younger boys how he had gotten some action and remarked on the 'sent of her Snarf!'

"Did any of you lads catch a look at her 'Snarf', she didnt have any knickers on!"

While thumbing through a porno in BP Service station "look at the Snarf on her!"

by Anthony Von Digital July 5, 2006

Snarf

A female that has the ability of taking your breath away; To acquire, with little concern for others, the concentration and consideration from the surrounding community; A person regarded as physically attractive.

Say bro, I just saw this snarf walking on campus who almost made me wreck my slab.

by Oskee Woskee November 2, 2009

Snarf

Snarf has many definitions, as stated Captain Reese the Fucking Wizard Johnson, and really could be used in most situations in place of almost and verb. Also may be used as a sign of great surprise. Term coined by a local Vermont band, Pyronova.

"Look at him, just snarfing along."

"He snarfed it right out of Jeff's hand!"

"He thinks he's snarfing around."

"May the snarf be with you."

"SNARF!"

"You snarfing scared me!."

by Pyronova April 18, 2010

Snarf

An act of extreme beastlyness or getting own'd by something.

"That spider in Lord of The Rings totally snarfed Frodo, but then Sam was like "YOU KNOW WHAT! IMMA SNARF THAT SPIDER AND SAVE FRODO"

by T-wat April 19, 2011