Snape killed Dumbledore

An expression inspired by the 2005 internet fad around the Harry Potter and the Half-Blood prince in which the character Snape kills Dumbledore.

"Snape killed Dumbledore" is closest in meaning to shit happens or I don't give a shit and is is used as an unsympathetic comeback, similar to Jesus wept.

Guy 1: "Balls. I just failed another Calc test. Another, and I'll fail the class."
Guy 2: "Snape killed Dumbledore, you know? You always complain about failing classes, why don't you study for once?"

by Ben Dover! May 26, 2006

Dumber Than Snape

One who is the dumbest of the dumb, dumber than anyone else by comparison.

Becky thinks that Boston is a state! Man, she's dumber than Snape.

by The Goddamn Batcolin January 4, 2012

Voldemort Kills Snape

A major spoiler for the final Harry Potter book. Someone managed to get Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows early, and scanned every single page of it. A complete spoiler list was uploaded to Ebaumsworld, and from there people dressed up as Nigras and spoiled the entire series ending for fans.

This event was almost exactly like the "Snape kills Dumbledore" phenomenon.

ATTENTION SHOPPERS: Voldemort kills Snape!

by nigrajones July 18, 2011

Snape

(verb.) Super petty and dickish after being romantically rejected

“i tried to let him down gently but then he snaped me for six fucking months”

by james mccall June 4, 2018

Snape killer

A person who kills another person from the opposing side, to gain the trust of their master, just to bring them down.
For example, Severus Snape killing Albus Dumbledore in the Harry Potter series to gain trust of Voldemort

Snape is a snape killer, he killed dumbledore just because of that!

by JariPinda March 16, 2017

Snape

A Greasy Git of a Potions Teacher from the Harry Potter series. Had a sick obsession with the title characters mother.

Suspected lover of Albus Dumbledore

"That Greasy git Snape"

"You mean Professor Snape"

by Two Pints of Lager & a handle March 7, 2021

Snape sack

A faggot ass bitch who can't get pussy for nothin'

Gah he is such a snape sack!

by Crhsusjebhsjs June 18, 2017