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what the smurf

can be used when mad and dont want to get in touble for cusing.Also can be used to be sweet like me
teacher:sit down for the 45th time
you:what the smurf did u say to me?
teacher:sit down
you:go smurf a smurfing smurf
by zimbobaway lou July 25, 2008
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Smurf Coke

Adderall 10 milligram pills, most often crushed and snorted in a semblance of cocaine, with an upper effect slightly resembling the same.
"Dude, I totally conned my psychiatrist into giving me a script for smurf coke."
by Lindicimadelaciudad February 23, 2008
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Smurf Poo

Plain and simple, 'Blu Tack'.
office clerk:"could you pass me the Smurf Poo please?, i need to stick some pictures to the wall."
colleague:"sure!, here you go"
by Skinuss May 18, 2008
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SMRLC

Stands for "suck my rather large cock".

Can be used in a wide range of circumstances ranging from having just won an internet battle/debate, losing an internet battle and being proven wrong, or just as a simple insult.
Example 1
User1: Dude, no. youre wrong. vader NEVER says "luke i AM your father."
User2: what are you TALKING about?! yes he does. its one of the most classic scenes in movie history!
User1: youre an idiot. he says "no, I am your father"
User2: nuh-uh.
User1: *link to youtube with scene in question* SMRLC

Example 2
User1: Sonic would beat the shit outta mario.
User2: dude....mario is waaay more popular than sonic, so stfu.
User1: We're not talking about popularity! were talking about who would ACTUALLY win in a fight!
User2: SMRLC

Example 3
User1: SMRLC
User2: lulwut?
User1: n00b.
by Bobwuzhere December 11, 2010
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Purple Smurf

I was watching little people big world and i saw the mom on the show, she was so hot that i wanted to purple smurf her
by Turtleshit33 January 8, 2011
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smugly

adj./noun

portmanteau of "smug" and "ugly." describes a person who is ugly, yet has the sense of entitlement, superiority complex and impatience for others that one would traditionally expect from a dimepiece.

usually applies to ugly girls whose rich parents feel sorry for them and overcompensate by spoiling them senseless
Jon R: Oh... sorry man. Did she at least have a good personality?

Tim R: Nah. She's smugly.
by timr211 October 5, 2011
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smurf turf

A phrase that people outside of Boise use to refer to Boise State's famous blue fieldturf.

People who live in Boise or people who claim to be BSU football "fans" that use the phrase are either A) not actual Bronco fans, or are B) bandwagon fans that jumped on after the Fiesta Bowl win (the 'A' type of fan also applies here).
"Can you believe that guy down at Buster's referred to Bronco Stadium as 'the smurf turf'? We kicked his ass out of the bar for that garbage."
by HTC February 5, 2008
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