smuggling antelope

When you get away with doing something legal but morally wrong, just before getting caught doing something illegal.

Walter shot that beloved lion but it was apparently legal. He later got arrested for smuggling antelope.

or

Al Capone was probably guilty of many crimes, but Eliot Ness was only able to get him for income tax evasion. Turned out Capone had been smuggling antelope all along.

by mavol October 29, 2015

smuggle-a-load

when the condom breaks before you cum but you dont tell her.

when the condom breaks before you cum but you dont tell her and you smuggle-a-load

by martin j. saunters March 12, 2017

Sweetart Smuggling

To violently force packaged Sweetarts (stick-style) into the anus and eat them at a later period. No lubrication used in process.

Josh:I just walked in on my brother to see him Sweetart Smuggling!

Katrina:That's disgusting dude!

by KetchupSunshine November 9, 2010

Smuggling puppies

Used to describe a man's package when it is prominently on display and hard not to notice.

Did you see the pants that John was wearing just walking around smuggling puppies.

by XH2806 July 31, 2022

Item Smuggling

A tactic in Mario Kart, in which a player purposefully enters a lower position in order to obtain better items, followed by the player taking said items into higher positions in order to use them where they shouldn't, and wouldn't, normally be able to.

"Why is Mankalor in ninth?"
"Watch yourself. He's probably Item Smuggling."

by TubbyFatFrick August 11, 2023

Fudge Smuggle

To engage in anal with one individual, then remove your shit-smeared appendage, and insert it in another individuals anus.

Richard Simmons is quite the fudge smuggler

by Derik McKickyourass December 18, 2008

SMUGGLE

The act of smothering someone or something while snuggling.

She loves that he is so affectionate, but he is a bit of a smuggler.
The kitten was smuggled to death.

by T Martini January 2, 2019