Smoothie

A Smoothie is someone with a smooth brain, who is stupid. Koala bears have smooth brains instead of wrinkled brains and are notoriously stupid animals.

"Bugga me m8, looks loik we got ourselves a propa smoothie!"

"This comment section is full of smoothies."

by EDKirk March 14, 2019

Scoochie

a cross between a skank and a hoochie.
The ultimate slut.

That bitch is a scoochie.

by SHANNON January 13, 2004

spoochie

someone who stays on the perimeter.

Why everybody at the club having fun and you lookin like a spoochie

by J-Avenue April 4, 2009

Road Smoothie

Received oral pleasure while you are driving down the hihgway

I was getting a good road smoothie while I was driving to Vegas with my escort.

by E-man May 28, 2003

hand smoothie

Giving a hand job with cut up fruit in your hand

Dude she gave me a hand smoothie last night!!

by DZphantom July 2, 2015

Pizza Smoothie

When lesbians are having period sex with a strap on, but the strap on is an Italian sausage.

**If you wrap the sausage in a condom it is a Detroit style pizza smoothie (b/c the "sauce" is on top).

I already earned my red wings... Let's make a pizza smoothie!

by Fartfactory, CEO February 28, 2020

smoochies

kisses; love; a fun word i like to say

I g2g c ya tomarow smoochies

by MK July 8, 2003