touching the sides

when you have something to eat and it's not satisfying you can describe as not touching the sides, can also be used to refer to a loose orifice

i was banging this girl and it just wasn't touching the sides

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Grilling the bacon on both sides

Something so perverse, so unutterably horrible, that it cannot be referred to except obliquely

"See that man? Over there? Someone caught him grilling the bacon on both sides."

by gruntyphish August 5, 2009

sideshow bob

Sideshow Bob existed before the Simpsons, the expression is a generic term for any insignificant person. More likely to be used by a cheeky mate or a toxic friend rather than an enemy.

Who's that loser she's going out with, some sideshow Bob, no idea.

by mongrelbeast January 12, 2008

smideiot

Derived from the words "Stupid" and "Idiot"

To promote the fact that someone is both stupid and an idiot
or a stupid ass idiot.

That's not how you do it you smideiot

or you are a fucking smideiot

by OvermindX November 12, 2006

sidestreet sammy

Someone who always tries to find a quicker way to a destination by taking back roads or streets.

"What took you so long to get here?" "Oh, John pulled another sidestreet sammy on us."

by bohring April 26, 2009

Pimp Slides

N. (Pi-mp Sli-des)

A type of footwear worn at a leisurely time. Generally consist of corduroy exterior with a plaid interior to ensure max comfort. Average consumer age is between Pimp - RIP!!

"Hey hoe!...where'd you put my Pimp Slides"

by Blackhorse... December 30, 2011

All Smiles and Boners

To be full of happiness.

When the bride and groom kissed, I was all smiles and boners. Glad to see to people so in love.

by t_white August 13, 2012