they did surgery on a grape

(Posh version for Posh people)

They, being the unspecified, unseen being, performed an extremely difficult medical procedure on an unshrivelled wine vessel.

Oh lawd, they did surgery on a grape.

Here we go again, with the "they did surgery on a grape" thing.

by AlphaOmegaMonster November 25, 2018

Slugger

Slugger is a Portmanteau (mash of different words).

The two blended words are ugly and slut. Slugger meaning ugly slut.

She's a slugger and she knows it.

by BR19337 June 20, 2016

Swag Surgery

When your rolling a blunt and you accidentally tear it or mess it up, you use papers or other layers of the blunt to patch up the tear.

"Yo roddy just fucked up that blunt man, you might need to pull some Swag Surgery so we can smoke this!"

by TheSwagSurgeon August 20, 2011

Surgery

1. The act of mixing two different flavors of skoal into one tin.

2. To add skoal from an old tin to a newer one to create one tin.

yo Rotan you mind helping me do surgery with Apple and Cherry so we can have chaple

by Skoal Patrol 21 August 7, 2010

San Jose Super Slugger

Start out by renting a hotel room. Then, kidnap a midget and drug him, preferably with some roofies. If the roofies arent available, slam his head into a door. Be careful as to not have the doorknob hit him in the temple or it could cause instant death. With the midget unconscious, call a pimp and order a hooker. A black one with an attitude will work the best. When she gets to the room, make sure you are well hidden. As she walks in, hit her over the head with a hammer and knock her out. While she is out cold, penetrate all of her orifices a few times over. Bonus points are awarded if you can fuck her pussy, ass and mouth 3 times each, blowing a load each time, and having the hooker never awaken. Upon completion, tape a wooden nickle between her tits. Drag the midget into the room and drape his arm around her. Go outside and hide in the bushes and wait for the angry hooker to awaken. She will call her pimp in disgust. While the pimp is on the way, the midget should awaken. When the pimp arrives, he will have the hooker hold the midget while he plays hard ball with the midgets head. If done correctly, with one swing of the bat, the pimp will send the midgets head deep into the center of town, thus pulling off the San Jose Super Slugger.

Oh man Dean, the other night I did it, I pulled off a San Jose Super Slugger!

by captain commode October 10, 2009

testicle replacement surgery

what happens on nights when cake is eaten

Sean and Spence were involved in amatuer testicle replacement surgery

by Gerp October 24, 2003

surger

a very charismatic, dynamic and explosive person suddenly appearing in an environment

I never suspected he would go very far, but at age 25 he became a surger.

by Thomas Edward III April 3, 2005