slandy

Although the exact ratio can vary from situation to situation, this is the state one can find oneself in when they are a combination of both SLOPPY (drunk) and RANDY (horny / sexually aroused / it's 2:01 AM and you just don't want to leave the bar alone again). Depending on where you land on this spectrum, or where your friends are trying to warn you that you have landed, you are most likely going to be making either a big mistake very soon, or a big big mistake very soon (read: waking up in the morning with a strobe light ho).

Please note that it is very rare in which being SLANDY in any capacity will result in any kind of story that you would tell your mother about or mention the next time you are giving a talk in church.

"Hey Pamela, it's me. I can't believe I did it again. Everything was going well until Brad from Accounting started buying us all shots and I saw my ex walk in the bar with some cheap looking floozy. I wanted to make him jealous so bad and before I knew it I grabbed Brad and stared making out with him. Next thing I know we are in an Uber on the way to his house. At that point I was SLANDY AF and I was like 'whatever, I can't see straight but I need some action, let's do this.' Anyways, can you please pick me up at Brad's ASAP? I need to sneak out of here before he and his wife wake up. Hurry."

by easy_star August 31, 2023

snape.slander

snape.slander is a great account on tiktok.
they (i hope these pronouns are okay) have the best pfp.

i love snape.slander, they’re great.

snape.slander is anti tomika feltip and you should be too.

by mitskiluvrr June 2, 2021

ybc.yagami.slander

a dude wit a rainbow nishinoya pfp 😩

hey did you see ybc.yagami.slander‘s pfp? its so seggsay

by bkgsjv (tt) March 16, 2021

slunderstorm

A winter storm that includes sleet and or freezing rain, thunder and lightning.

Yesterday's slunderstorm left an inch of ice on the ground.

by Allan K. Mills March 11, 2008

slender boy

a tall guy in roblox who hangs out with copy and pastes

slender boy: ooo a copy and paste
also slender boy: u wanna be my slender
copy and paste: ok

by notcoolguy123 September 20, 2020

chase saunders

A dickhead who only plays battlefield because he's shit

He's shit at everything else, because he's chase saunders

by madcunt44 November 27, 2013

saundoggy

A guy who is a total stud - guys want to be him and chicks want to be with him.

Man, what about that guy? First he kicks our butt all afternoon long on the football field and now he's hopping into his new Porche with the hottest betty I've seen in a long while. What a saundoggy!

by Ma Burgess October 27, 2007