lip shorts

Super short shorts that girls wear, predominantly in summer. They are so short, you can almost see the girls labia or vagina "lips"

"Man! Girls shorts are getting shorter every year! You can almost see her vag! My daughter better never walk out of the house wearing a pair of lip shorts like that!"

by mjo08 October 18, 2015

Wii Sports Resort

The better alternative to Wii Sports, it’s main menu fucking slaps, and it has doggy frisbee, you can’t beat that

Wii Sports Resort is poggers

by CircleBox- July 24, 2021

YouTube shorts commenters

Actual cancer. It makes the among us community look mature.

Usually say something a long the lines of :

“(insert quote from the video)”

“No one:
Literally no one:
Not even (insert “funny” noun)
Me: farts

“Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS”

“First”

“As a (insert word)…”

“I’m depressed, my mom has cancer, and my dad left, this video made me feel 10x better!”

“(Insert quote) - Sun Tzu”

1: I’m going to look at the comments on this YouTube shorts.

2: Bro the YouTube shorts commenters are fucking stupid, don’t.

by Women are women amirite? September 22, 2023

Schrodinger's Shorts

When an individual, typical a sorority female is wearing a shirt that goes past their waist and knees obscuring the possibility of whether or not they are wearing shorts. Like Schrodinger's eponymous cat, there is a state of uncertainty of whether the individual is wearing shorts. Thus they are simultaneously wearing shorts and not wearing shorts, until observed.

Bill: Yo that girl is wearing a long ass shirt man. Idk if she even has shorts.

Al: That's Schrodinger's shorts af bro.

by eschrodinger23 November 6, 2016

sports

America's state-sponsored religion.

On Sunday we pray sports.

by thenewnumber904 April 19, 2006

stubby shorts

really skimpy footy shorts that many Aussie blokes wear during the summer, some are stubby to the point of indecent exposure.

Someone would say "That bloke down the street is always mowing the lawn in his stubby shorts, will he ever wear pants???"

by bread infection January 1, 2006

Seattle sports teams

Seattle sports teams are notorious for losing the big game. Now Seattle is a great city, but I can't help but notice how well Seattle sports teams do during the regular season and sometimes go deep in the playoffs, ony to choke during the big game(s), that are essential for victory. True Seattle sports fans probably feel my pain, so we should ban together and force Bill Gates to buy the Mariners(who need the most help). I'm sure that with a payroll 5x the amount of the Yankees, the Mariners would finally be able to bring home a world series Victory to the Emerald city.

(Adrian Beltre gets paid 12.9 million a season)

Seattle Mariners: yr.2001 116 wins 46 losses -thats right 116 wins!
Seattle Sonics: yr.2004-05 52wins 30 losses -Sacramento was too easy!
Seattle Seahawks:yr.2005-06 13wins 3 losses -On to Detroit!

FINISH?????

The Mariners fall to the New York Yankees in the championship series, The Sonics lose to the San Antonio Spurs during the western semifinals, and to top it all off, the Seahawks totally fuck the Superbowl against the Pittsburgh Steelers on national television! (thanks to the officials) Although that was one hell of a way for Jerome Bettis to polish off his outstanding career.

(If you live in Washington, feel free to scream as loud as you can. If not, find Washington State on a map, put your finger on it and laugh)

Seattle sports teams are the best!

by The Chuk May 22, 2006