Sloptart

A woman who has lost all ability to function normally normally due to alcohol.

You see that total sloptart at Barry's party last weekend?

by DERepoGuy May 30, 2016

slottage

The perfect slottage.

A running dive with feet first, normally perfect if as soon as land under water feet go straight up above head.

That guy just dove in the water with his feet first and didn't make a splash, the Slottage is real

by VeryHungasHeppi January 26, 2017

sortadulting

Portmanteau of "sorta" and "adulting."

Sortadulting - When the KitchenAid is registered at the new address but the dog is not.

by RyegöngCrane March 29, 2017

sorta friend

A girl or boy that most definitely wants to be more than a "friend" but they cover it up with "sorta"

My girlfriend is annoying, that's why this girl right now is my "sorta friend"

Girl, that's your replacement already if he's using "sorta" in front of friend.

by Sorta friend September 27, 2017

Sloptart

A slob with a gelatin-like body. These people are frequently seen on My Morbidly Obese Life lifting up their folds to bathe. Don't feel bad for these people, they did it to themselves.

Jody used to rest bags of Cheetos on his gut while he watched WWE. What a sloptart.

by joemammy August 2, 2019

snortafiable

A substance that is made into a powdered form that can be ingested through ones nostrils

We turned that ketamine block into a a snortafiable substance

by ColieP December 5, 2019

Slotaing

Verb.-the act of being a whore/slota.

Karens been slotaing with Jim at work.

by Sluuzy August 7, 2020