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slop-on

Precoital occurance when a woman is sexually aroused. Her bearded clam/vagina seeps sexual lubricant, producing lady pre-cum. Often confused with snail tracks. A female version of a hard-on.
Lady 'The thought of that dump truck incident gave me a slop-on'

Charlotte said 'the thought of being touched again after so long, gave me a slop-on'
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slop

Oral sex of the highest caliber; known to make one's knees shake.
"Man, I need some fucking slop"

"Cassie sucked my dick last week.

Did she have that slop?

Yeah, it was some slop."
by marleyrt October 17, 2015
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Slopcorn

At the movie the slopcorn was very FATTENING but delicious.
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Man-Slop

A general staple for any man's diet. Made by throwning together pre-cooked, easily heatable canned food consisting of meat, beans, and various other by-products. Served with an equal amount, by weight, of cheese and/or lard. Goes well with hamburgers or any variation of easily prepareable meat products.
Since no woman was around to make sandwiches, we decided to combine refried beans, corned beef hash, chili, two cans of sloppy joes sandwich sauce, and 10 slices of american cheese and pour it over bacon cheeseburgers, thus making man-slop.
by fastball2293 February 1, 2010
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Slapsoil

adj.

A translation of a Filipino word 'Hampaslupa'.

Hampas = Slap
Lupa = Soil

1. A highly derogatory term or insulting word for someone who is poor, impoverished, penniless.

2. An expression used to mock or tease a close family and/or friend.
For definition #1:

"Look who's here. A SLAPSOIL gatecrashing a party of the rich. She does not belong here. Pathetic!"

For definition #2:

"You slapsoil! You eat like a pig. Disgusting!"
by Enlistingling May 31, 2022
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slobster

n.

1. The most expensive thing on the menu, ostentatiously ordered for its price alone, derived from the combination of the words "steak" and "lobster."
2. One who orders such a thing when taken out.
3. One who brings a date to a restaurant or lounge where such things are routinely ordered.
1. Man, that girl with the big ass fake titties over totally just ordered the slobster.
2. Man, that slobster hosed me. She ordered the filet mignon and a 50-year-old scotch then went to the bar with someone else.
3. Look at all the fugging slobsters in that sushi lounge.
by andersonvillain November 11, 2009
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Slopsophagus

When you throat fuck a girl and push the tip of your dick so deep it gets squeezed by her esophagus, giving the sensation of finding a brand new tight hole you never knew existed. In other words, slopsophagus is sloppy top and reaches into the esophagus.
“Damn bro, so I was getting some sloppy top from Becky last night, and she took it so deep I felt my dick get squeezed by her esophagus, it was that slopsophagus.
by ThroatGoat9000 October 13, 2020
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