Precision Scooping

The act of maximizing the amount of marshmallows, crunch berries, dehydrated strawberries, etc., that one obtains in a spoonful of cereal.

1. Joe: Dude, how on earth did you get so many oat clusters all at once?

Christopher Walken: Precision scooping, my friend...precision scooping.

2. Joe: Oh yeah, look at this! *shows friend an impressive spoonful of Count Chocula* It's all about precision scooping.

Joe's friend: Fuck you for using that term.

by Decattatom April 25, 2011

Salami slopping

another way to say meat riding/meat munching

Guy 1: Bro, Scott the Woz sucks since he hates RPGs

Guy 2: What the fuck is your reasoning

Guy 3: Yo guy 1 is so right onggg

Guy 2: Quit salami slopping

by isimpmaybe November 7, 2022

scooping

When you do a drug and you feel like it scooped a part of your brain out, like ice cream but with brain cells.

i scooped so hard last night, I saw God

yo, we scooping tonight?

by MRSdirt June 12, 2011

Stooping

When you think you've finished pooping, but you're actually still pooping.

I went to wipe, but I was stooping!

by Steve Perlemaier January 20, 2017

scooping

You are scooping a chick when you are staring at her continually with pleasure thoughts and sexual intentions.

That's my girl you're scooping, man!

by DAMT December 17, 2003

SloopingjohnB

A guy who licks shit out of another guys ass <esp sailors>

That Rodrigues man! He was with Paulos last night man! SloopingjohnB!

by Yeah Right July 18, 2003

scooping it

the act of banging a chick with your middle and ring finger in a scooping motion

I was scooping it with your mom last night

by dick starbuck March 30, 2004