Slob on the knob

Slob on the knob is when you put too much lotion on your hands, and you cannot get it open.

"I had to slob on the knob in my sisters room this morning"

by Knob Slopper February 11, 2019

Slob-Job

When a female takes a poop, does not wipe, and then a male performs anal on her giving the male a gooey smelly sensation.

Johnny: Dude the other day, my girlfriend told me she had too take a shit while we were making out.

Todd: What?! And you didn't even ask for a Slob-Job?

by Spenis6969 December 17, 2010

slob mentality

A resolve, desire or willingness to slob (give oral sex). Sort of like mob mentality, contrary to popular belief, this can apply to either men or women.

"Every girl in sight looked like peaches and pie, mmmm, I was on some slob mentality last night."
"This girl wouldn't take no for an answer, she had straight up slob mentality!"

by Zimbabwe May 13, 2004

Slob Clob

The clothes you wear at home for the days you sit playing overrated console games, painting your toe nails and dancing around to Aretha Franklin songs.

Abbreviation of 'slob clobber', a slob being a slovenly individual, and 'clobber' being a slang word in Liverpool for 'clothes'.

Joan: "No, I'm not coming to the pub! I'm sitting here with a tatty head in my slob clob and I haven't brushed my teeth yet!"

by LittleLeigh September 26, 2010

slob on my knob

when a man or woman sucks or licks on a rusty doorknob and likes it

Kevin likes to casually slob on my knob.(meaning he sucked on my rusty doorknob)

by henry 1 September 19, 2017

Slob fetish

Degeneracy that must be locked away from the rest of cultured society

Person1: I have a slob fetish
Person2: Yea that's why you're in an asylum

by Zoom69 August 21, 2021

slob juice

refers to the prefered alcoholic beverage drunk by young adult males. ussually consumed by, in ritualised gatherings of their peers with the intended purpose of only controlled self destructive behaviour and gestures of anarchy. usually a premium strength lager.

" barmen, two pints of slob juice please, cheers mate."

"oi, do you fancy getting slobbed up tonight."
"yeah, get a few slob juice's down the hacket."

by psychobabble the mc September 12, 2009