slippery walrus

When an elderly man spreads his cheeks for a young woman to insert her foot (at speed) into his well lubricated rectum.

Hey Dave, i heard pete was playing slippery walrus with your bird last night!

by osman hussain March 7, 2016

slippery scotsman

The act of blending watery diarrhea with a shot of Scotch whiskey and serving it to an unsuspecting victim.

I served Jim a Slippery Scotsman at Evan's party last night after finding he fucked my girlfriend. After he felt the warmth of the glass and the smell of the drink, he proceeded to vomit everywhere!

by DeezNizzuts December 13, 2008

Slippery Slingshot

After your finished taking your girlfriend from the front, you pull out the condom full of semen.(she doesnt know you blew your load) While pretending to blow a load in her face, she closes her eyes which is when you take the condom and sling shot her in the eye.

Dude, i gave kelly the Slippery Slingshot and now shes blind.

by KJmagicSauce November 3, 2004

slippery pants

pants htat can easily be lost in public places

i bought a pair of slipery pants that then fell off in the middle of Hyde Park

by debkat August 11, 2003

slippery cruz

the act of having sex on a slip-n-slide

He nailed her on a slip-n-slie, cuz she asked for a slippery cruz

by mugzy October 17, 2006

Slippery Gargone

After you have sex with a girl while she is still laying on the bed, you urinate on her chest then slide on her like you are on a slip n slide.

This weekend I'm finding some chick to let me give her a "slippery Gargone."

by Lil' Jensen January 21, 2011

Slippery Whistle

When a male and female are getting intimate and the girl is giving the guy a hippity handjob. Then the female, without the male's knowlege, hops on top for a slippery suprise, often making a slide whistle noise.

Hey guys, that bitch just gave me a Slippery Whistle!

I was shocked when that girl gave me a Slippery Whistle in bed!

by l69lSlipperyWhenWet November 6, 2010