Slapathetic

A description of one's face that looks so pathetic; people would just want to slap his/her face for nothing.

Ryan's face is so slapathetic, that his mother suggested that he wear a mask to school.

by oraco January 7, 2004

slamadan

The act of slamming ones penis with large (preferably blunt) object until numb then proceeding to fornicate. Also known as 'Smash and Bang' or 'The Numb Missile'

Fancy a Slamadan? Slamadanning is my favourite? Fuck Ramadan it's all about Slamadan! I Slamadanned her all night!

by 1234567paper February 24, 2011

SlapGang

A group/gang of people who slap other people who aint with slap gang. It is also where a few people who can rap put up there stuff.

Person 1: Whatchu Mean You Aint With Slapgang.

Person 2: I Aint With Yo Crew.

Person 1: Hell Nah.

*SLAPS*

Person 1: Yeah Bitch get with it or get lost.

by thaaaaaaaaaaakiid January 2, 2011

Slapass

Someone who is a jerk or mean person. One that people do not like.

"Don't invite him, he's such a slapass!"

by Dredz thee assassiin August 30, 2009

Kappa-Slappa

Kappa-Slappa is a female townie/chav. They have long hair tied back extremely tight and have at least three piercings in each ear. They also wear soverign rings, one for each finger which are accompanied by smaller rings. Trademark jewellery is the hideous clown pendent worn around the neck.
Clothing is sportswear like male chavs and they wear heavy make-up. They will have tatoos and most will either be pregnant or would have already had a baby. Every single one is sexually active and have a thing for violent hooligans who deal drugs and steal cars.
Common in town centres and dodgy streets and are often seen with their male counterparts drinking cider and smoking weed. Most are aged between 12-19 and most younger ones (12-15) date men in their late twenties who are in the Army.
Prime enemy is the Gothic/Greb girl who wears all black. Despite wearing too much jewellery and make-up some Kappa-Slappas can be attractive compared to Gothic/Greb girls however most Kappa-Slappas cannot pronounce words very well and swear so that is the big put off plus when it comes to relationships they are hard to trust and will cheat on anyone they date but this is usually done t the same time as their boyfriend is cheating on them.

"Shut it oor i get me boyfriend who'll f***** smak ya in da face"
"I hate that b**** am gonna smak ha coz she keeps starin at my lad"
"Look at dat mingin goff b**** am gonna smak ha"

by Adam Clarke August 9, 2004

slapajap

to slap a japanese person straight across the face.

American: this is for pearl harbour!
(American slapajaps's japanese taxi driver)
Japanese: ow
American: HAHA YOU GOT SLAPAJAPED!

by DaRk NiGhT December 12, 2005

Slapdash

1. Revising for your exams a week after you have completed them.

2. Throwing a bin carelessly out of the window to hurriedly get rid of rubbish

1, Parent: Haris, when are you going to revise?

Haris: Next week

Parennt: but that is after the exams!

Haris: Slapdash

2. Dr. Blache: Were is the bin?

Haris: Slapdash

by zrix July 8, 2011