The term Hammer slammered is used to describe someone who is beyond Sloshed.
Being the most pissed and feeling like you've been smashed in the face with a hammer.
This state of drunkness normally comes with a case of the sloshed face (Drooped mouth with tounge hanging slightly out), near impossible to stand up let alone walk, and quite possibly passing out. And you will wake up with beer squitz in the the morning.
Being the most pissed and feeling like you've been smashed in the face with a hammer.
This state of drunkness normally comes with a case of the sloshed face (Drooped mouth with tounge hanging slightly out), near impossible to stand up let alone walk, and quite possibly passing out. And you will wake up with beer squitz in the the morning.
Person 1: Did you see Jezza last night?
Person 2: Yeh he was hammer slammered, we had to carry him home.
Kin me n' Bezza got Hammer Slammered ont Kestrel Supas last night
Person 2: Yeh he was hammer slammered, we had to carry him home.
Kin me n' Bezza got Hammer Slammered ont Kestrel Supas last night
by Kin Jezza January 11, 2012
Get the Hammer slammeredmug. by Alex Nate April 20, 2008
Get the oreo slammermug. When your boyfriend surpise slams his thick cock in your ass so hard that you spit out your false teeth.
by Shavedwalrus September 25, 2019
Get the Alabama slammermug. by jmp definition June 6, 2022
Get the oklahoma slammermug. A sexual ritual that involves a female wielding a battle ax (or any other sharp cutting object) and severing the head of the penis of the given male while the female screams like a crazy drunken viking. If the male does not flinch or bleed, then he is deemed worthy of the woman's vagina.
Dave was treated to the Norwegian slammer by his crazy new girlfriend, Jenna, and he cried like a baby back bitch.
Right before I slipped my penis into my girlfriend's puss, she pulled out a switchblade and sliced the head of my penis off. Now I know what the Norwegian Slammer feels like.
Right before I slipped my penis into my girlfriend's puss, she pulled out a switchblade and sliced the head of my penis off. Now I know what the Norwegian Slammer feels like.
by DarkWolfRising January 4, 2011
Get the The Norwegian Slammermug. When you tie up a woman to a post (as if burning a witch) and then violently fuck her. Afterwards, you clean up get dressed and then set fire to the woman and casually leave the scene.
by Reginald Penny Pincher November 9, 2013
Get the salem slammermug. A sex position in which the women lays on her stomach with her ass pointed up. The man then climbes to an elevated position above the girl the higher the better. The man then proceedes to stick his arms out like a bird and jumps off his elevated position landing penis first into the woman.
Bro i landed a no hander slammer off my night stand last night.
Dude my girl loves when i hit the no hander slammer.
Man i missed the no hander slammer and my back is killing me.
I missed the no hander slammer and broke my dick.
Dude my girl loves when i hit the no hander slammer.
Man i missed the no hander slammer and my back is killing me.
I missed the no hander slammer and broke my dick.
by Wailex May 19, 2022
Get the No Hander Slammermug.