Skizem

What is left on a girls face after oral sex. "cum".
The act of cum'n on or in any part of a womans body
also another word for "cum"

...oh shit, here comes ur mom.... girl, wipe that Skizem off ur lip.

here comes that Skizem girl open up

you like that skizem in ur mouth huh??

You want me to Skizem in ur mouth???

by Micheal A. January 1, 2007

Sizerver

Noun
pl. Sizerverz; Sizervers:
A word found in the wordfizatal/word language which is defined by any species of computer servers dedicated to useless tasks, or which take up pointless amounts of space over a given period of time. (See also wordserver/word)

The clipart company's sizerver was often ridiculed due to its low maintenence and small amount of use.

by K. Albert November 9, 2003

shizerschnitzel

a sexual act in which the man shits on the womans chest and proceeds to rub his cock in his own feces.

"Come lick off my shizerschnitzel."

by humdrum May 18, 2006

skinernet

another name for the internet

I was on the skinernet yesterday browsing for porn.

by stonercity December 27, 2008

Skinerfing

The act of sniffing bicycle seats on a hot day at a nudest camp.

Holy shit dude, I'd rather go SKINERFING than listen to this lecture.

by Jonbinaz January 28, 2010

skiner

synonymous with fellatio
(Head, BJ, Blowjob)
getting your penis sucked

boy, melanie gave me a real great skiner last night

by skinersteve January 2, 2011

skizee

A motorized device used by the extremely lazy who wish to cross country ski.

Look! That douchebag has a skizee!

by skizeelover! January 24, 2011