when you are trying really hard to remember something, like when someone said something or if its something that happened, and you can remember up to it, and past it but can't seem to remember exactly it.
"Remember last year at band camp when we hung out",
"no, im skipping memory right now i cant remember"f
"no, im skipping memory right now i cant remember"f
by perch1987654321 August 08, 2007
This is a life-hack, in which a messed up person will act like they have a disability in order to skip long lines. It is best used at theme parks when it’s a busy day, and you have a medium to large group of people who want to get to the front. In order to get the full effect, the person should never be out of character
Bailey:I just rode the new roller coaster and only had to wait 2 minutes!
Andrew: No way, I had to wait 10 hours.
Bailey: My cousin just used a tard skip, and they let us right on
Andrew: No way, I had to wait 10 hours.
Bailey: My cousin just used a tard skip, and they let us right on
by DAB#2 June 15, 2019
When you do something socially unacceptable because you forget that there are people around. This is anything dumb that you would only do when you're alone, except you do it in public for everyone to point and laugh at you.
Scratching your balls in public is an example of skipping the flump
Person 1: Dude, stop scratching your balls in public
Person 2: Sorry, i just skipped the flump
Person 1: Dude, stop scratching your balls in public
Person 2: Sorry, i just skipped the flump
by lonelyminnesotan April 17, 2015
Skipping Breakfast: When they Kermit Sewerside
Kid1: “That kid Skipped Breakfast last week.”
Kid2: “Oh really? That’s sad.”
Kid1: “That kid Skipped Breakfast last week.”
Kid2: “Oh really? That’s sad.”
by PeenDifibulator October 24, 2019
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by raythegod February 08, 2015