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Skeeter-tot

The word is derived from skeet, to nut, and toddler. It refers to a younger girl that is hot, usually bordering on the legal limit. She is too young to be caught with by your friends for fear of ridicule, but maybe not so young that it is illegal to rail.
When I go home from college this summer, I may have to try to slam some skeeter-tots because the pick'ens will be slim.
by Straight A's Maze June 30, 2011
mugGet the Skeeter-totmug.

Skeeter

An unattractive, foolish person, who just happens to be a simp/pervert
"Man, shut yo skeeter ass up!"
by Jeems Comedy July 4, 2022
mugGet the Skeetermug.

Skeeter

Code word forgetting out of awkward situations. When you’re on a bad date simply call your friend and ask to get a skeeter! Perfect slang!
Kelsey: How’s the date?
Rylee: This dude ate my pickle off my plate without asking, he’s a bad dude I swear

Kelsey: That sucks, this is why you shouldn’t go on tinder dates Rylee
Rylee: whatever can I just get a Skeeter?
Kelsey: of course ill be there soon
Rylee: Thank you, oh yes baby
by Oh yes babyyy March 7, 2023
mugGet the Skeetermug.

Skeeter Parker

Someone who shoots figurative webs of cum, either often or in great quantity
Whoa, take it easy there, Skeeter Parker! Save some jizz for the hookers in Reno
by Richard Penis November 5, 2019
mugGet the Skeeter Parkermug.

yeeters skeeters

something you yell randomly either when you cross the finish, score in a sport, recieve a good grade, etc. or just randomly yell out in the middle of class because you are bored
ex 1. Teacher of Global Issues in Historical Context: I will be handing back the tests today.

(Kid who is bad at history gets an 100 on the test)
That kid: YEETERS SKEETERS!!

ex 2. (Joel is in a race and proceeds to absolutely decimate another kid by pushing him into the dirt while passing in order to beat him)
Joel as he crosses the finish line: YEETERS SKEETERS!

ex 3. (The teacher is giving a long lecture and Pablo is bored)

Pablo about 45 minutes into the lecture: YEETERS SKEETERS!
by iyoteduponsomeoneyesterday March 18, 2019
mugGet the yeeters skeetersmug.

skeeter-hawk

Nickname for a guy named Scott.
I'm goin' over to skeeter-hawk's to slam back some Pibbers!
by ScottayDammit November 7, 2007
mugGet the skeeter-hawkmug.

dread skeeter

Oral inhalation with action akin to a mosquito bite, optionally with tongue, of a dreadlock by a fascinated and/or jealous caucasian.
Some dread skeeter skank-handled my sister-in-law's hair like a popsicle, she was pretty skeeved out by it.
by Chickaboomking December 26, 2009
mugGet the dread skeetermug.

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