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skeeter tracks

drops of sperm left on a bed or other surface after having sex.
Oh man, someone got laid and left skeeter tracks all over the bed.
by DATL December 16, 2008
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Skeeter Parker

Someone who shoots figurative webs of cum, either often or in great quantity
Whoa, take it easy there, Skeeter Parker! Save some jizz for the hookers in Reno
by Richard Penis November 5, 2019
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skeeter-hawk

Nickname for a guy named Scott.
I'm goin' over to skeeter-hawk's to slam back some Pibbers!
by ScottayDammit November 7, 2007
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yeeters skeeters

something you yell randomly either when you cross the finish, score in a sport, recieve a good grade, etc. or just randomly yell out in the middle of class because you are bored
ex 1. Teacher of Global Issues in Historical Context: I will be handing back the tests today.

(Kid who is bad at history gets an 100 on the test)
That kid: YEETERS SKEETERS!!

ex 2. (Joel is in a race and proceeds to absolutely decimate another kid by pushing him into the dirt while passing in order to beat him)
Joel as he crosses the finish line: YEETERS SKEETERS!

ex 3. (The teacher is giving a long lecture and Pablo is bored)

Pablo about 45 minutes into the lecture: YEETERS SKEETERS!
by iyoteduponsomeoneyesterday March 18, 2019
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Skeeter Nater

A mosquito tornado. A tornado made out of skeeters.
That skeeter nater blew down my house cletus.

Well I believe it sure did.
by ItsKake January 26, 2020
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Skeeter-Skoob

Someone who regularly asks his friends or acquaintances for spare cigarettes;
One who skoobs skeeters.
"Hey, lemme skoob a skeeter, will ya?"
"Skeeter-Skoob!"
by Skeeterskoob707 August 16, 2022
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skeeter meat

A man who has a small, thin, and short penis. Similar to a male mosquito's (Skeeter) genitalia.
Girl 1: Did you have fun with Greg last night?
Girl 2: Kind of. We went to the fair, then out to dinner, but...
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He took me to his house, we started to make love and he had skeeter meat :(
by Ritch850 August 27, 2019
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