Simpleton Jake

Like my orange juice
like my water
like my world of tanks

hate my brother
hate the women

Simpleton Jake is a simple jake who likes his orange juice

by David Spy February 12, 2021

singletary

A middle aged heavy set woman who is built like a linebacker.

You see that girl over there?? She’s built like a singletary

by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019

singlet

Slang term referring to obnoxious Aussie's (usually in countries outside Australia). The term comes from how these Aussie's tend to where white singlets (often with a beer brand on it). These people are often drunk and dangerous.

Oh hell no! I was hoping for a fun relaxing vacation but there are singlets everywhere.

by lachybrochy May 3, 2011

mingleton

One who is constantly searching aimlessly for a girls. He/she tries however they aren't able to ever close the deal.

Andreas tried all night to hook up with that chinese girl, but in the end he turned out to just be a mingleton.

by Absur September 29, 2007

Singledom

A realm of solitude whose cohorts are apathetic to their condition.

Jane, unsuccessful with the history of her past relationships, confined herself to singledom for the rest of her life.

by Bob Dole November 8, 2003

Singlehood

Knighthood - the status of being a knight

Singlehood - the status of being single

Some can't wait to escape singlehood, some don't mind it or even revel in it. When you get a girl/boyfriend, this marks the end of singlehood for you. Likewise, when you break up with them, you re-enter into singlehood.

Guy 1: I finally got a girlfriend!!

Guy 2: So you can finally leave singlehood behind, then.

Guy 1: Damn right. Let's go for a drink.

by LemonZeppelin September 23, 2009

Singlationship

When you're in a relationship but you acting like you single.

When yo azz is in a relationship but you doing single shiz.

You must be in one of those singlationships, because you got a woman at home, but you trying to get her phone number

by Mind feel October 31, 2017