Slash Situation

When one person announces to another that they are in dire need of a wee

Spig, slash situation!

by Lobstergirl1988 July 31, 2009

Any Situation Meme (ASM)

A meme that you keep saved in the photo album of your phone for any situation. Wheather it be over text or in real life when, someone who has an ASM is usually the coolest guy there and the life of the party (situation).

Person 1 "I sang every lyric to thrift shop, swears and everything!"

Person 2 *shows phone* "Watchout, we got a badass over here!"

Person 1 "nice Any Situation Meme (ASM)"

by Derptasticman August 20, 2013

Defecation Situation

A sudden and urgent need to drop a monster mud bomb out of your hind quarters.

Our first date was going fantastic, but then out of nowhere that burrito I ate reared its ugly head and I had a defecation situation on my hands.

by MaulerMMA October 10, 2013

Sun situation

When a person is in an aggressive and angered state of mind for a prolonged period of time.

“yo that mothafucka at the party last night was having a fucking sun situation“

“I mean he did catch his girl sucking a dude off.“

by $HArā April 26, 2021

albedo situation

When you're sexually attracted to one very specific body part, to such an extent that that's the only thing you're looking for.

"I don't have a type"
*Looks in your porn folder*
"only thighs. such an albedo situation"

by sussywussy79 March 19, 2023

wein-wein situation

A situation with two positive results; an expected pleasant surprise along with a secondary yet equally pleasant outcome.

So you wanna go to the barbeque?

Will they have hot dogs?

Yeah! And they'll have a whole bunch of white dudes.

Wow! Talk about a Wein-Wein Situation.

by autobrick December 25, 2009

Gran Canaria situation

A Gran Canaria situation occurs when a story is told about an event that happened between two people but nobody else really knows what really happened or the full story besides the two people involved.

"Did you hear what happened between Joe and Candy? Nope, no one will ever know, its a Gran Canaria situation.."

by T1mb May 3, 2013