Shostle

A combination of jostle and shuffle, it occurs when two people walking opposite directions on a sidewalk are about to run into each other, so they each attempt to move out of the way in the same direction, resulting in an awkward controntation where everybody is shuffling one way or the other -- often repeatedly -- to try to get out of each other's way.

This stupid woman was coming towards me and we shostled for what felt like five minutes till I got past her.

by jujbebe December 30, 2009

shast mast

Where you sit on someone's chin and shart.

I'm going to shast mast you in your sleep.

by Hazzardouspat May 14, 2015

Shuitting

When you're trying to do a shit but your anus keep involuntarily shutting

Sh*t, bro. I'm backed up like a queue of fat kids outside the only cake shop in town. I've been shuitting all week ya.

by The true odog October 27, 2018

Shostak

To "Shostak" is to ignore the task you've been paid to do. Named after famed SETI scientist Seth Shostak, who famously ignored the UFOs flying around the earth whilst being paid to look for signs of Alien life

"had my cleaner in the other day but she totally shostaked the dirty floor in the kitchen!"

by enduapsecrecy June 16, 2021

Shisto

A woman's slit /cunt

Look at the shisto on that mouna, or gamoto shisto sou malka

by Shisto god September 8, 2021

Shasty

A person that mixes fake news and real news and conjures a Shasty Chronicles story to confuse the shit out of his co-workers.

Shasty: "Hey did you hear about the giant crab they caught off the coast of New Zealand? It was 50 feet long!
Innocent Co-Worker: "No i didn't that's crazy!"
Shasty: "Yeah they linked it to a nuclear sub that went missing, it must have absorbed radiation and grown giant."
Innocent Co-Worker: "Ummmm...That sounds like something out of a Godzilla movie, you sure about this?"
Shasty: "Oh yeah I read all about it on Reddit."

by Slayer Rulez February 16, 2023

Ronan Schuster

A Ronan Schuster is a propper mad cunt gets all the birds and he would bate ye around if ye chatted abou him a Ronan Schuster is mostly found with a Liam Freeman Josh Lee or Jack O'Malley

wow i would just love to be a Ronan Schuster hes so cool

by mandem123456789 October 6, 2020