Shreep

1. A state of exhaustion where all you want to do is go to bed.

2. A word you yell when your husband isn’t paying enough attention to you.

“Oh my god Tom, I’m so shreep right now. I need to snuggle the cat and shreep for days.”

“I’m so SHREEEEEEEEEEEP!” - Husband doesn’t even look at me.

by Kadi P. April 21, 2018

shree quartas

past halfway and just almost full hot but not quite there, next shot a tequila and ya full hot

"ay arryone her is full hot dun"
"nah im only shree quartas get me a shott"

by johnny barnes June 13, 2008

Shreef

Shreefing involves the combination of a violent queef with pussy juice, cum, and shame blooshing out of flopping vagina that just got inseminated by at least two penises, all at the same time. The term is derived from the words shart and queef; a shreef is neither a shart nor a queef because the act of sharting involves the expulsion of farts with chunks of diarrhea, while the queef is an explosion of stale fishy air belching out of a pussy. A shreef, however, is exactly what you reason it to be . . . A violent wet pussy fart with jizz flying out of the shameful void.

I was over at your sister’s place last night... and let me tell you man... Good grief! She really took a shreef!!!

You know that you've come across a potent shreef when the smell of puncture-proof bicycle tubes being deflated into your nostrils suddenly startles you silly.

by RobiScooter April 15, 2020

Shreeni

A legend with a crazy personality. Someone that can light up your whole day someone that you can trust and needs time to break out of their shell ps don’t betray them you’ll regret it

Omg you are such a shreeni

by Goodie with a hoodie July 7, 2020

Sheeped

A take on the phrase "Pulling the wool over his/her eyes", meaning that you might as well have a whole sheep because you are lying or bluffing so much.

"You've totaly sheeped your mum, she'll never find out."

by Bitglitch January 9, 2008

get sheeped

1. To get so drunk that you begin to mimic a sheep in behavior.

2. Be thrown out of WalMart or denied service at Staples or other office supplies and general goods retailers.

3. To be harmed or violated in any way by a sheep or other species belonging to the Artiodactyla order.

After she dumped him he went to get sheeped and tried to order a stake with 'baaas.'
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-guy 1: I decided it would be fun to remove my pants and chase the employees.
-guy 2: How did that work out for ya?
-guy 1: Haha I got sheeped man!
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-guy 1- I'm bored. Wanna go get sheeped in the barnyard?
-guy 2- Fah sho, mang!

by I put the GONE in gonorrhea! July 7, 2009

Shreem Shreemz

Shreem Shreemz is a natural resource discovered by the Waka Flocka tribe in the forest's of Israel in the 3rd century. It is a off white colored substance and is delicious if spread evenly over Thomas brand bagels which can be purchased at your local Stop&Shop.

Would you please spread some shreem shreemz on my bagel.

by tommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm June 3, 2010